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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is NOT one of the things ChutesAndLadders mentions on his tirade against Fountainhead during Fountainhead's first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) His big ego.
(b) His big muscles.
(c) His big penis.
(d) His big heart.

2. How does Elliot's dad let Elliot know that his mom, Ginny, has been put on life support?
(a) He sends him a Facebook message.
(b) He calls him.
(c) He texts him.
(d) He sends him an email.

3. How long does Orangutan stay away from the addiction support forum when it causes HaikuMom and ChutesAndLadders to worry about her?
(a) 3 months.
(b) 33 days.
(c) 3 days.
(d) 3 weeks.

4. Once Fountainhead logs off after his first time on the addiction support forum and Haikumom closes the thread, what does she instruct Fountainhead to do if he wants to reopen it?
(a) To send her a video message.
(b) To call her.
(c) To text her.
(d) To email her.

5. What object does Elliot smash at work when he gets word of his mom's decline in health?
(a) The front window.
(b) A glass pitcher.
(c) The slicing machine.
(d) The bathroom mirror.

6. What metaphor does Orangutan use to describe her feelings about her own identity whilst in Sapporo?
(a) A star within the galaxy.
(b) A baby in a basket on an endless river.
(c) A fern among the redwoods.
(d) A single flake of snow in an avalanche.

7. What is NOT one thing that Orangutan lists among the items that she buys with her paychecks from teaching?
(a) Socks.
(b) Noodles.
(c) Ice cream.
(d) Drugs.

8. In what sport does Fountainhead say he had placed at state championships two years in a row?
(a) Discus.
(b) Shot-put.
(c) Long jump.
(d) Javelin.

9. What activity does ChutesAndLadders say that he and Orangutan engaged in all night the first time they met online?
(a) They talked about Jazz music.
(b) They played tic-tac-toe.
(c) They traded insults.
(d) They sang Christmas carols.

10. How long has it been since ChutesAndLadders has spoken to his son?
(a) 2 years.
(b) 10 years.
(c) 5 years.
(d) 3 years.

11. What number wedding anniversary is Fountainhead set to celebrate with his wife the day following his first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) 3rd.
(b) 7th.
(c) 1st.
(d) 9th.

12. What is the relationship between Yazmin and Elliot?
(a) They are friends.
(b) Yazmin is Elliot's aunt.
(c) They are brother and sister.
(d) They are cousins.

13. When Yazmin gets a text message from Elliot's dad while she and Elliot are talking on the phone, what does it say?
(a) "Waiting for Elliot till we turn off the machine" (Location 348).
(b) "Turning off the breathing machine unless you text back soon" (Location 348).
(c) "Tell Elliot to call me right away" (Location 348).
(d) "Don't tell Elliot how dire the situation is" (Location 348).

14. What chore does Elliot confess to neglecting throughout his time with Ginny during her illness?
(a) Watering the garden.
(b) Scouring the tub.
(c) Cleaning the kitchen.
(d) Changing the bed linens.

15. What is the name of the professor that translates Elliot's memorized Arabic phrase for him?
(a) Professor Amen.
(b) Professor Araman.
(c) Professor Aman.
(d) Professor Imin.

Short Answer Questions

1. To what do Orangutan, ChutesAndLadders, and HaikuMom toast after ChutesAndLadders' story about his brush with death on Coronado Beach?

2. What is the name of the funeral wreath that Elliot and Yazmin ultimately choose for Ginny's funeral?

3. What two weapons does Fountainhead say he plans to use in his fight against his addiction?

4. What adjective does Haikumom use to describe Fountainhead's first post on the addiction support forum?

5. In Greek mythology, what is Hades?

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