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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What type of rental car does Fountainhead get that causes him to declare he has now officially hit rock bottom?
(a) A Jeep Cherokee.
(b) A Ford Mustang.
(c) A Chevrolet Camaro.
(d) A Ford Thunderbird.

2. In what country was Orangutan born?
(a) Japan.
(b) Taiwan.
(c) China.
(d) Thailand.

3. What reason does Yazmin give for refusing to act in the role Elliot wants her to play in Ginny's funeral?
(a) Flowers make her sneeze.
(b) She hates public speaking.
(c) She cannot compose music in a short time frame.
(d) She cannot lift heavy objects.

4. What type of flowers does Elliot refuse to have in Ginny's funeral wreath?
(a) Tulips.
(b) Carnations.
(c) Chrysanthemums.
(d) Roses.

5. When Yazmin cancels her students' next listening report, what does she assign them to do instead?
(a) Write about the first time they noticed synergy.
(b) Write about the first time they noticed consonance.
(c) Write about the first time they noticed syncopation.
(d) Write about the first time they noticed dissonance.

6. What is the one thing in life that frightens ChutesAndLadders more than the ocean?
(a) A relapse.
(b) His mother's death.
(c) Being alone.
(d) Death.

7. What phrase does ChutesAndLadders use to describe his physical appearance?
(a) Big black dude.
(b) Redheaded white guy.
(c) Freckled and bespectacled.
(d) Mexican beanpole.

8. What does ChutesAndLadders tell Fountainhead that he will have to put aside if he wants to stand a chance at getting sober?
(a) His ego.
(b) His feelings.
(c) His pride.
(d) His fake humility.

9. What number wedding anniversary is Fountainhead set to celebrate with his wife the day following his first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) 1st.
(b) 7th.
(c) 3rd.
(d) 9th.

10. What does Elliot's memorized Arabic phrase turn out to mean in English?
(a) Get out of my way.
(b) Leave my family alone.
(c) Can I please have my passport back?
(d) Always look on the bright side of life.

11. How old is ChutesAndLadders?
(a) 35.
(b) 50.
(c) 45.
(d) 40.

12. What is NOT one of the things ChutesAndLadders mentions on his tirade against Fountainhead during Fountainhead's first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) His big penis.
(b) His big heart.
(c) His big muscles.
(d) His big ego.

13. What type of product is advertised in Elliot's most recent commercial appearance?
(a) Deodorant.
(b) Toothpaste.
(c) Water hoses.
(d) Light bulbs.

14. In HaikuMom's first online haiku poem of the play, what does she suggest people on the forum do when they get restless?
(a) Go for a stroll by the river.
(b) Write a haiku of their own.
(c) Speak words of kindness to a friend.
(d) Buy a flower, water it, and watch it bloom.

15. How many years of sobriety does ChutesAndLadders tell Orangutan that he has?
(a) 5.
(b) 10.
(c) 2.
(d) 6.

Short Answer Questions

1. In what area of the world did Ginny want her ashes spread?

2. What does Elliot do with the eggs when Ginny goes to the bathroom?

3. What illness does Ginny have?

4. Why does ChutesAndLadders look forward so much to the Tuesday crossword puzzle in the newspaper?

5. What object does Elliot smash at work when he gets word of his mom's decline in health?

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