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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does ChutesAndLadders look forward so much to the Tuesday crossword puzzle in the newspaper?
(a) It has a movie theme.
(b) It is easier than the other days' puzzles and instills him with confidence.
(c) It has a music theme.
(d) It is more difficult than the other days' puzzles and presents him with a challenge.

2. In Greek mythology, what is Hades?
(a) A sacred garden from where the gods get their immortality.
(b) A perfect city between the clouds.
(c) A legendary city at the Earth's core.
(d) The river that runs through the underworld in Greek mythology.

3. Once Fountainhead logs off after his first time on the addiction support forum and Haikumom closes the thread, what does she instruct Fountainhead to do if he wants to reopen it?
(a) To send her a video message.
(b) To call her.
(c) To email her.
(d) To text her.

4. What role does Elliot want Yazmin to take on during Ginny's funeral?
(a) He wants her to arrange the flowers.
(b) He wants her to be a pallbearer.
(c) He wants her to compose the music.
(d) He wants her to deliver the eulogy.

5. What does Ginny use to cook her eggs that upsets Elliot?
(a) Non-stick spray.
(b) Vegetable Oil.
(c) Pork fat.
(d) Butter.

6. When Elliot meets Yazmin at the flower shop what activity has he been doing that is making him walk with a limp?
(a) Boxing.
(b) Helping his best friend move.
(c) Jogging.
(d) Jumping rope.

7. What activity does ChutesAndLadders say that he and Orangutan engaged in all night the first time they met online?
(a) They played tic-tac-toe.
(b) They talked about Jazz music.
(c) They traded insults.
(d) They sang Christmas carols.

8. What is NOT one of the things ChutesAndLadders mentions on his tirade against Fountainhead during Fountainhead's first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) His big ego.
(b) His big muscles.
(c) His big heart.
(d) His big penis.

9. What item does HaikuMom tell ChutesAndLadders that she is going to buy for him?
(a) A pair of waterwings.
(b) A pair of suspenders.
(c) A pair of fuzzy socks.
(d) A pair of parachute pants.

10. How long has it been since ChutesAndLadders has spoken to his son?
(a) 10 years.
(b) 2 years.
(c) 3 years.
(d) 5 years.

11. How are Ginny and Odessa related?
(a) Aunt and niece.
(b) Great-aunt and great-niece.
(c) Cousins.
(d) Sisters.

12. In his first post on the addiction support forum, Fountainhead says that doing crack now feels less like getting high and more like doing what other activity?
(a) Emptying the ocean with an eyedropper.
(b) Trying to build a time machine.
(c) Digging a canyon with a teaspoon.
(d) Staring straight at the sun.

13. What type of product is advertised in Elliot's most recent commercial appearance?
(a) Deodorant.
(b) Water hoses.
(c) Light bulbs.
(d) Toothpaste.

14. How many days of sobriety does Orangutan announce she has when she comes back online after a long absence?
(a) 32.
(b) 40.
(c) 91.
(d) 2.

15. At what college does Yazmin teach?
(a) Harvard.
(b) Northwestern.
(c) Swarthmore.
(d) Dartmouth.

Short Answer Questions

1. What metaphor does Orangutan use to describe her feelings about her own identity whilst in Sapporo?

2. What is Elliot wearing around his neck that he tells the professor was given to him by his girlfriend?

3. How many years of sobriety does ChutesAndLadders tell Orangutan that he has?

4. What is the name of the professor that translates Elliot's memorized Arabic phrase for him?

5. What action leads to Orangutan's parents' purchase of a one-way flight for her to visit Japan?

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