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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Yazmin give as the reason for her divorce from William?
(a) William cheated on her.
(b) William fell out of love with her and viewed her like any other stranger.
(c) She cheated on William.
(d) She found a new job lecturing in New York City and he did not want to move.

2. When Elliot meets Yazmin at the flower shop what activity has he been doing that is making him walk with a limp?
(a) Jumping rope.
(b) Boxing.
(c) Jogging.
(d) Helping his best friend move.

3. How does Fountainhead damage his car while he is high on crack?
(a) He crashes into his garage.
(b) He runs over a curb.
(c) He runs into a telephone pole.
(d) He reverses into a fire hydrant.

4. What is NOT one of the things ChutesAndLadders mentions on his tirade against Fountainhead during Fountainhead's first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) His big muscles.
(b) His big ego.
(c) His big heart.
(d) His big penis.

5. What does the professor ask Elliot to do in return for the favor of translating Elliot's Arabic phrase for him?
(a) He wants Elliot to talk Yazmin into becoming a tenured professor.
(b) He wants Elliot to be a consultant on a movie in which he is investing.
(c) He wants Elliot to talk to Yazmin about possibly dating him.
(d) He wants Elliot to show his daughter around the city.

6. What chore does Elliot confess to neglecting throughout his time with Ginny during her illness?
(a) Cleaning the kitchen.
(b) Watering the garden.
(c) Changing the bed linens.
(d) Scouring the tub.

7. In what country was Orangutan born?
(a) Taiwan.
(b) China.
(c) Thailand.
(d) Japan.

8. What role does Elliot want Yazmin to take on during Ginny's funeral?
(a) He wants her to deliver the eulogy.
(b) He wants her to compose the music.
(c) He wants her to be a pallbearer.
(d) He wants her to arrange the flowers.

9. What two weapons does Fountainhead say he plans to use in his fight against his addiction?
(a) Love for his son and willpower.
(b) Willpower and the experts.
(c) Willpower and intense self-hatred.
(d) Willpower and lots of Narcotics Anonymous meetings.

10. In Greek mythology, what is Hades?
(a) A sacred garden from where the gods get their immortality.
(b) A perfect city between the clouds.
(c) The river that runs through the underworld in Greek mythology.
(d) A legendary city at the Earth's core.

11. At which shop does Elliot work, in addition to his part-time work as an actor?
(a) Port of Subs.
(b) French's.
(c) Subway.
(d) Whole Foods.

12. Once Fountainhead logs off after his first time on the addiction support forum and Haikumom closes the thread, what does she instruct Fountainhead to do if he wants to reopen it?
(a) To send her a video message.
(b) To email her.
(c) To call her.
(d) To text her.

13. What is the name of the funeral wreath that Elliot and Yazmin ultimately choose for Ginny's funeral?
(a) Orchard Paradise.
(b) Orchid Paradise.
(c) Serenity Oasis.
(d) Spring Breeze.

14. Why does Elliot work at the Subway 30 minutes away from his mom Ginny's house even though there is a subway two minutes away from her house?
(a) There were no positions available at the Subway close to Ginny's house.
(b) He does not want his friends from the neighborhood to know that he works at a sandwich shop.
(c) He likes the clientele better at the Subway that is closer to the subway and further away from Ginny's house.
(d) He hates the boss that manages the Subway close to Ginny's house.

15. What number wedding anniversary is Fountainhead set to celebrate with his wife the day following his first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) 3rd.
(b) 7th.
(c) 1st.
(d) 9th.

Short Answer Questions

1. What word does Haikumom type each time another member uses foul language on the forum?

2. What adjective does Haikumom use to describe Fountainhead's first post on the addiction support forum?

3. When Yazmin gets a text message from Elliot's dad while she and Elliot are talking on the phone, what does it say?

4. How long does Orangutan stay away from the addiction support forum when it causes HaikuMom and ChutesAndLadders to worry about her?

5. For how long did Orangutan live in the country of her birth before she was adopted and moved to Maine?

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