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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What reason does George give for not kissing Martha?
(a) He'd puke
(b) He'd get too excited
(c) He'd be unfaithful to his other wife
(d) He's too drunk

2. What is the faculty sport, according to George?
(a) Publish or Die
(b) Follow the Chair
(c) Snipe and Sorry
(d) Musical Beds

3. How many drinks does Martha finish in this section?
(a) Two
(b) None
(c) Three
(d) One

4. From what country do Nick and George think the toy gun comes?
(a) Italy
(b) India
(c) China
(d) Japan

5. How does George silence Martha as she talks about his failure to take over the department?
(a) He shoots at her with a toy gun
(b) He slaps her
(c) He breaks a bottle over the bar
(d) He leaves the room

6. What does George accuse Martha of doing during these faculty parties?
(a) Braying
(b) Dosing
(c) Babbling
(d) Flirting

7. How does George refer to Martha's new outfit?
(a) Her Sunday chapel dress
(b) her exoskeleton
(c) Her suit of armor
(d) Her softball uniform

8. In Nick's mock plan for taking over the university, as what does he want to establish himself?
(a) A nonentity
(b) A stumbling block
(c) A power-broker
(d) An inevitability

9. How many of Nick's father-in-law's churches burned down?
(a) Two
(b) Four
(c) Five
(d) One

10. What state of being does Martha accuse George of having?
(a) Monolithic dominance
(b) Transcendance
(c) Smallness
(d) Nonexistence

11. What does NIck have to drink?
(a) Scotch
(b) Bourbon
(c) Water
(d) Gin and tonic

12. What does Nick think women discuss when in the bathroom together?
(a) Fashion
(b) Their men
(c) Themselves
(d) Sex

13. In what part of the country does the play take place?
(a) The Rocky Mountain West
(b) The Deep South
(c) The Midwest
(d) New England

14. What was George's relationship to the President of the university when Martha married him?
(a) Gopher
(b) Heir-apparent
(c) Yes man
(d) Whipping boy

15. What sport does George invite Nick to play with him?
(a) Rugby
(b) Squash
(c) Tennis
(d) Handball

Short Answer Questions

1. To what type of animal does George compare Martha's father?

2. Which of the following is not a location that George has found Martha's cocktail glasses?

3. Which of these is not among the topics of which George claims to have limited knowledge?

4. Which is not among the "damnedest" drinks that Geroge says Martha used to prefer?

5. What body part does Martha say Nick's wife lacks?

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