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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Tillie say is the biggest single factor in the decline of Western Civilization?
(a) The ballpoint pen.
(b) Laziness.
(c) Post-it notes.
(d) No one keeps pet cats anymore.

2. What does Noah say Grandma Sadie and Grandpa Nate did in their "former lives"?
(a) They had a bakery.
(b) They were gardeners.
(c) They were accountants.
(d) They were musicians.

3. What does Nadia compare Margy to when she wears her green pantsuit?
(a) A leprechaun.
(b) A Granny Smith apple.
(c) A giant green ball.
(d) A turtle.

4. What does Ethan say about his brother Luke?
(a) He has become a myth.
(b) He isn't very smart.
(c) He has his faults.
(d) He is just like Ethan.

5. Which student asks Mrs. Olinski to write higher on the board?
(a) Julian Singh.
(b) Michael Froehlich.
(c) One of the two Jasons.
(d) Hamilton Knapp.

6. What does Ethan want to be when he grows up?
(a) A costume designer.
(b) A teacher.
(c) A policeman.
(d) A farmer.

7. Who is Dr. Rohmer?
(a) The commissioner of education.
(b) Mrs. Olinski's brother.
(c) Nadia's father.
(d) The district superintendent.

8. What do the girls from the Maxwell team display?
(a) Their arrogance.
(b) Their red lipstick.
(c) Their lacy bra straps.
(d) Their clear superiority.

9. What problem does Noah see with Nadia having Ginger audition for the part of Sandy?
(a) Ginger is much bigger than Sandy.
(b) Ginger can't work that hard.
(c) Ginger is too smart to play Sandy.
(d) Ginger is female, but Sandy is male.

10. What does Mrs. Olinski realize when she sees that the message on the board has been changed?
(a) Her job is going to be harder than she thought.
(b) She shouldn't be teaching.
(c) Sixth graders have changed.
(d) Her students will never respect her.

11. What does Nadia say Ginger doesn't do?
(a) Make a scene in public.
(b) Bark on cue.
(c) Follow rules.
(d) Arf.

12. Why does Noah say he can't write a B&B letter to his grandparents?
(a) He doesn't know what a B&B letter is.
(b) He doesn't have time.
(c) He doesn't have any paper.
(d) He doesn't think they deserve one.

13. What is The Farm?
(a) A farm.
(b) A grocery store.
(c) A housing development.
(d) A house.

14. What does Allen break that prevents him from being the best man at the wedding?
(a) His neck.
(b) His finger.
(c) His arm.
(d) His foot.

15. What show does Allen take Nadia and Ethan to see?
(a) Cats.
(b) West Side Story.
(c) The Phantom of the Opera.
(d) The Lion King.

Short Answer Questions

1. What word does Noah look up after Izzy's comment about his divorce and his father's marriage?

2. What game does Noah compare collecting coupons for the groceries to?

3. What does Mrs. Olinski do in order to find out about Ethan?

4. What does the narrator say the chicken-and-egg discussion ended with?

5. Which county do the Potters live in?

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