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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What drug did Stephanie used to have nightmares that the prices were always rising?
(a) Hashish.
(b) LSD.
(c) MDMA.
(d) Cocaine.

2. What is the name of Sherri's priest?
(a) Larry.
(b) Kevin.
(c) Barry.
(d) Bob.

3. What reason does Horse Lover Fat give Gloria for not killing herself?
(a) Life gets better.
(b) She has so much to look forward to.
(c) It would have a bad effect on him.
(d) She doesn't believe there is a heaven.

4. What game does Penny say Fat should play?
(a) Dominoes.
(b) Hoops.
(c) Cards.
(d) Paper chains.

5. What does the author say the girl he visited in the hospital looked like as she sat up in her bed?
(a) An old hag.
(b) A hairless old man.
(c) A baby rabbit.
(d) A bald eagle.

6. What was the name of the girl who was dying of cancer?
(a) Petra.
(b) Gloria.
(c) Lynne.
(d) Sherri.

7. What does Horselover Fat claim brought Stephanie into existence?
(a) Drugs.
(b) Alcohol.
(c) God.
(d) Her parents.

8. What famous rock star's face does Gloria have leering from her t-shirt?
(a) Jim Morrison.
(b) Pete Townsend.
(c) Keith Richards.
(d) Mick Jagger.

9. Where did Sherri say the real Soviet victory took place?
(a) Perm.
(b) Kursk.
(c) Stalingrad.
(d) Milan.

10. Who is Johnny Carson interviewing on his TV show in this section?
(a) George Clooney.
(b) Sammy Davis Jr.
(c) Frank Sinatra.
(d) Dean Martin.

11. What kind of text does Dr. Stone give Fat a translation of?
(a) A Gnostic text.
(b) A Nomad text.
(c) A biblical text.
(d) A Gothic text.

12. What language did Fat claim to have prayed in when he was on LSD?
(a) French.
(b) Latin.
(c) German.
(d) Arabic.

13. What does Kevin say is wrong with God?
(a) He can't walk like men.
(b) He only has one eye.
(c) He only has one head.
(d) He is racist.

14. What does Sherri call her job at the church?
(a) Jesus' sweatshop.
(b) Heaven sent.
(c) Hell on earth.
(d) God's sweetshop.

15. Why does Fat name the invader Zebra?
(a) It ris always running scared.
(b) It has a viscious bite.
(c) It has a viscious kick.
(d) It blends into its enviroment.

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of car does the author say he clambered into in the middle of Gloria's funeral?

2. Who wrote myth and reality?

3. What does Fat say is the only real time?

4. What does exegesis mean?

5. What kind of place is Synanon?

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