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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What color hair does Tasa have?
(a) Black
(b) Blond
(c) Brown
(d) Red
2. What does Wittmann invite Nanci Lee for?
(a) A cappuccino
(b) A donut
(c) A beer
(d) An expresso
3. Where does Wittman tell Nanci he was born?
(a) In a New York taxi
(b) Backstage at a vaudeville theater
(c) On the beach at the English seaside
(d) In an alleyway next to a Chinese restaurnat
4. How does Lance purposely mispronounce millionaire?
(a) Me-yan-na
(b) Millyair
(c) Minimdare
(d) Mi-yun-neh
5. What do the Indians give Monkey and his friends?
(a) Guns
(b) Quills
(c) Scrolls
(d) Marbles
6. What does Wittman accuse the girl of doing?
(a) Racial stereotyping
(b) Assaulting him
(c) Reading bad books
(d) Shopping for a man
7. What does Wittman's suit clash with?
(a) His make up
(b) His socks
(c) His hair
(d) His sneakers
8. What is the nationality of the woman Witman meets on the bus?
(a) Chinese
(b) English
(c) Japanese
(d) Indian
9. Which of the following was Nanci at college?
(a) A Peking Doll
(b) Ladies chess champion
(c) A cheerleader
(d) An Oski Doll
10. What department does Wittman work in?
(a) Music department
(b) Sport department
(c) Television department
(d) Toy department
11. What is Nanci tired of being typecast as?
(a) A Japanese geisha
(b) A cheer leader
(c) A farm girl
(d) A Chinese prostitute
12. Where did Wittman buy his three piece suit?
(a) The Salvation Army
(b) Macy's
(c) Brooks
(d) JC Penney's
13. What does Wittman dream he can hear crying?
(a) Dead birds
(b) Skeletal children
(c) Buried people
(d) Trees
14. What is the name of the bus Wittman takes downtown?
(a) Puny
(b) Borda
(c) Muni
(d) Goad
15. How does the girl pronounce Oakland?
(a) Oak And
(b) Ooklind
(c) Ocklant
(d) Oak Lun
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Wittman do to discourage people from sitting next to him?
2. What is Louise's position at the department store?
3. What does the man tell Wittman that he once was?
4. What movie director does Wittman reference?
5. Where does Wittman hold his play?
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