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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The insomniac is the one whose heart jumps like a _____________ when they are listening on their transistor.
(a) Cricket.
(b) Jumping bean.
(c) Grasshopper.
(d) June bug.

2. Sexton calls the wolf a sort of ___________ at the start of the story of Red Riding Hood.
(a) Mayor.
(b) Spy.
(c) Transvestite.
(d) Politician.

3. The next trees that the solder sees are made of ___________ and he takes one as well to ensure he has proof.
(a) Diamonds.
(b) Emeralds.
(c) Rubies.
(d) Sapphires.

4. A cruel father once cut off his daughter's _________ so that he could escape the wizard.
(a) Hands.
(b) Hair.
(c) Feet.
(d) Head.

5. What is the first animal the musician calls to him when he is alone in the forest for a long time?
(a) Horse.
(b) Fox.
(c) Cow.
(d) Mouse.

6. Who scares the creatures off from trying to kill the musician when they have the chance?
(a) Old Woman.
(b) No one.
(c) Woodcutter.
(d) Magician.

7. Once a child who was born with troubles had a mother who wore her ___________ like a strand of pearls, even though the child might have lived to be 50 years old.
(a) Truth.
(b) Anger.
(c) Pride.
(d) Martyrdom.

8. The tables at the dance are filled with cruets of __________ and cups full of rubies.
(a) Wine.
(b) Water.
(c) Champagne.
(d) Punch.

9. Each of the answers to #143 were worn as an old ______________, according to the story.
(a) Jockstrap.
(b) Book.
(c) Scarf.
(d) Mattress.

10. Red Riding Hood found the wolf, at first, to be no more dangerous than a(n) __________ or a panhandler.
(a) Stone.
(b) Book.
(c) Streetcar.
(d) Elevator.

11. The girl had to stretch her neck out in order to eat a ________ from the tree.
(a) Grape.
(b) Apple.
(c) Pear.
(d) Banana.

12. The wolf which the musician calls to him has his eye on the _____________.
(a) Man's shoes.
(b) Soup kettle.
(c) Man.
(d) Violin.

13. Which animal runs twenty times around the maypole before it foams at the mouth like a rabid dog?
(a) Bear.
(b) Wolf.
(c) Dog.
(d) Rabbit.

14. On what did the princesses have to knock to get to the new world where they can dance?
(a) The drawer.
(b) The curtain.
(c) The wall.
(d) The bed.

15. The _______________ places long distance calls in the middle of the night and holds the phone as they vomit.
(a) Drunken boyfriend.
(b) Drunken poet.
(c) Drunken grandma.
(d) Drunken priest.

Short Answer Questions

1. When the queen is pregnant, she is sent to live with her____________ since it was wartime.

2. What is NOT one of the three things the frog asks of the princess in return for getting her ball back?

3. In order to eat, the family cooks up the ___________ to serve to each other as lamb chops.

4. What purified the girl so much that the wizard could not approach her and hurt or help her?

5. What does the witch give to the children in order to fatten them up for herself?

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