3. Where did Mr. Fitch work?
(a) The Bureau of Vital Statistics.
(b) The Clerk of Courts Office.
(c) The Department of Motor Vehicles.
(d) The United States Postal Service.

4. Whom does Bogus speak to in Chapter 14?
(a) A window mother.
(b) A floor sister.
(c) A door father.
(d) A wall brother.

5. How did Bogus convince Biggie he's been faithful?
(a) He dared her to smell his penis.
(b) He had her taste his skin.
(c) He had Biggie call the man from the bar.
(d) He showed her there were no marks on his body.

6. Which solution does Tulpen think Bogus should choose?
(a) The ointment.
(b) The Water-Method.
(c) The surgery.
(d) Abstinence.

7. Where did the man from the men's room work?
(a) The bookstore.
(b) The studio.
(c) The cafe.
(d) The stadium.

8. What disappoints Bogus most about his life?
(a) His poverty.
(b) His inability to finish anything.
(c) The constant, tiny irritants.
(d) The big failures.

9. While reflecting on his life with Biggie, where did Bogus indicate Biggie wanted to live?
(a) Europe.
(b) Canada.
(c) Australia.
(d) Alsaka.

10. To what character does Bogus compare Ralph?
(a) Akthelt.
(b) Gurk.
(c) Gunnel.
(d) Old Thak.

11. What does etymological mean?
(a) Ordered.
(b) Scientific.
(c) Language.
(d) Origins.

12. What was Bogus's complaint about Sinclair?
(a) Sinclair lacked organization.
(b) Sinclair lacked reputation.
(c) Sinclair lacked patience.
(d) Sinclair lacked compassion.

13. In his letter to Couth, what did Bogus joke about being able to afford if Iowa won?
(a) A real life.
(b) Sterilization.
(c) A divorce.
(d) The urinary tract surgery.

14. What did Bogus hope to see at Elsbeth's house?
(a) Her breast.
(b) Her bra.
(c) Her diaphragm.
(d) Her panties.

15. In Chapter 8, to whom was Bogus writing letters?
(a) Creditors.
(b) Family.
(c) Friends.
(d) Magazines.