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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who did the Iowa football team play in Chapter 11?
(a) Texas A & M.
(b) Ohio State.
(c) University of Pittsburgh.
(d) Notre Dame.

2. What does Couth envy about Bogus?
(a) History.
(b) Education.
(c) Fatherhood.
(d) Marriage.

3. Why was the winner of the giant slalom offended by the interviewer?
(a) He said she won by default.
(b) He commented on her nationality.
(c) He commented on her hygiene.
(d) He commented on her weight.

4. When Biggie convinced Bogus to call his father, who did Dr. Trumper think was calling him?
(a) Bogus.
(b) The hospital.
(c) His wife.
(d) A patient.

5. Why did Bogus refuse to pay his Sears bill?
(a) The product he bought was inferior.
(b) There was no balance statement.
(c) There was an accounting error.
(d) He was boycotting Sears.

6. What does Mektig mean in Old Low Norse?
(a) Strong.
(b) Love.
(c) Heart.
(d) Knife.

7. What did Bogus hope to see at Elsbeth's house?
(a) Her bra.
(b) Her breast.
(c) Her panties.
(d) Her diaphragm.

8. Tulpen is said to believe in facts. What does Bogus believe in?
(a) Lies.
(b) Schemes.
(c) Religion.
(d) Rituals.

9. Where did Bogus say he met Biggie?
(a) Rome.
(b) France.
(c) Switzerland.
(d) Austria.

10. How did Bogus get caught in his lie when he returned home from the country?
(a) He was wearing a condom.
(b) He had lipstick on his collar.
(c) He had a woman's hair on his shirt.
(d) He smelled of perfume.

11. What fee did Bogus dispute on his tuition bill?
(a) A stadium ticket fee.
(b) A late payment fee.
(c) An overdue library fee.
(d) A recreation fee.

12. Why was Biggie turned away at the grocery?
(a) Her name was on a list.
(b) Her check did not clear.
(c) She had too many items.
(d) She was out of cash.

13. How did Bogus "escape" his Iowa life?
(a) By listening to tapes of Merrill in Vienna.
(b) By daydreaming about his wife and child.
(c) By enjoying the sight of Tupen's breasts.
(d) By focusing on the effects of the Water-Method.

14. While the rest of the studio crew is reviewing footage, where does Ralph send the errand boy?
(a) For copies.
(b) For doughnuts.
(c) For a newspaper.
(d) For more film rolls.

15. How do Tulpen and Bogus start their day, everyday?
(a) With coffee and the newspaper.
(b) With oatmeal and a morning chat.
(c) With yogurt and love making.
(d) With granola and several trips to the restroom.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Bogus's real first name?

2. What did Bogus claim he brought to the mountains?

3. What trait does Bogus envy in Dr. Vigneron?

4. According to Bogus, what did Lydia Kindle want whispered in her ear?

5. Who gave Bogus his nickname?

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