2. How did Bogus get caught in his lie when he returned home from the country?
(a) He smelled of perfume.
(b) He had a woman's hair on his shirt.
(c) He was wearing a condom.
(d) He had lipstick on his collar.

3. What did Bogus need to accomplish for Biggie to stay with him after her friends left on the night he met Biggie?
(a) He needed to complete Merrill's urine test.
(b) He needed to finish writing the poem.
(c) He needed to find her a decent snack to satisfy her.
(d) He needed to convince her friends to stay.

4. Who discovered Bogus had an STD after his first act of intercourse?
(a) Couth.
(b) Mr. Fitch.
(c) His mother.
(d) His father.

5. How do Tulpen and Bogus start their day, everyday?
(a) With granola and several trips to the restroom.
(b) With yogurt and love making.
(c) With oatmeal and a morning chat.
(d) With coffee and the newspaper.

6. Where did Bogus and Biggie stay for the summer?
(a) Iowa.
(b) New York.
(c) Maine.
(d) Austria.

7. What is the name of the errand boy from the Ralph Parker Fan Club?
(a) Kent.
(b) Anthony.
(c) Colin.
(d) James.

8. Who does Ralph want to use for his next subject?
(a) Tulpen.
(b) Kent.
(c) Bogus.
(d) Lydia.

9. In the bedroom that Bogus and Biggie share, why did the bedroom light continually go out?
(a) It repeatedly blew a fuse.
(b) The plug didn't fit well and frequently was unplugged.
(c) The bulb continued to break.
(d) The electric bill was frequently unpaid.

10. What was Bogus's job at the stadium?
(a) Selling peanuts.
(b) Dressing as the mascot.
(c) Selling souvenirs.
(d) Working as a janitor.

11. To which creature in the aquarium does Bogus relate?
(a) The fish.
(b) The sponge.
(c) The turtle.
(d) The eel.

12. How did Merrill introduce himself to Biggie?
(a) With the boob loop.
(b) With a butt grab.
(c) With a French kiss.
(d) With a sexist comment.

13. Why was Biggie angry with Bogus's father after she and Bogus first get married?
(a) He wouldn't send money.
(b) He didn't want to see Bogus.
(c) He called Biggie names when they met.
(d) He left Bogus's mother.

14. In what area did Bogus attempt to earn a PhD?
(a) Old Low Norse.
(b) The Art of Dead Languages.
(c) Comparative Literature.
(d) Ancient Prose.

15. How did Bogus cut his feet in the country?
(a) A razor blade.
(b) On broken glass.
(c) On barbed wire.
(d) On sharp stones.