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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are the narrator's friends trying to get her over in "Sex Me Down Village"?
(a) The loss of her parents.
(b) The loss of her job.
(c) Her most recent break-up.
(d) Her divorce.

2. In "Sex Me Down Village" where does Julius invite the narrator?
(a) To dinner.
(b) To the beach.
(c) On a golfing trip.
(d) On a glass bottom boat expedition.

3. What does the narrator quickly recover from in "Sex Me Down Village"?
(a) Her divorce.
(b) Her break-up.
(c) Her depression.
(d) Her job loss.

4. How often do Rayn and the mailman have a rendezvous in "Mailman"?
(a) Once a month.
(b) Once a year.
(c) Once a week.
(d) Twice a week.

5. What is the first story of the section Off Da Damn Hook?
(a) "Alpha Phi Fuckem".
(b) "Alphi Phi Omicrom".
(c) "The Cat Burglar".
(d) "My Knight In Shining Armor".

6. What happens to the narrator in "My Knight In Shining Armor" one Saturday morning?
(a) She runs into a bear.
(b) She runs into her dream man.
(c) She is stung by a bee.
(d) She falls and twists her ankle.

7. How long ago did the narrator have a heated encounter with a man in "Room 69"?
(a) 3 years ago.
(b) 1 year ago.
(c) 6 months ago.
(d) 2 months ago.

8. What does Jocelyn decide to do in "Blind Date"?
(a) To date again.
(b) To leave her husband.
(c) To go on a blind date.
(d) Take the sexual prime theory to heart,

9. In "Vacation of a Lifetime" how late does the narrator sleep upon first arriving?
(a) 10p.m.
(b) Midnight.
(c) 8p.m.
(d) 7p.m.

10. Who is Karlin in "Wanna Watch"?
(a) The narrator's mom.
(b) The narrator's boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
(c) The narrator's roommate from college.
(d) The narrator's sister.

11. What might surprise someone about The Valley of the Freaks?
(a) What it is.
(b) Who they will find there.
(c) Where it is.
(d) Who directs them to it.

12. What does the narrator keep locked away after her trip in "Vacation of a Lifetime"?
(a) A picture of her bed in the Bahamas.
(b) A picture of Joseph.
(c) A picture of the resort.
(d) The note Joseph wrote her.

13. What happens as a result of Phillip and Jocelyn's intimate encounter?
(a) She treats him like a king.
(b) She leaves him.
(c) He treats her like a queen and they are to be married.
(d) He leaves her.

14. In "Dream Merchant" what does the narrator call herself?
(a) A dream carrier.
(b) A dream merchant.
(c) An assitant to your fantasy.
(d) A personal assistant.

15. What keeps the narrator occupied in "Kissin' Cousins"?
(a) Her school work.
(b) He robs.
(c) Her kids.
(d) Her parents.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "Blind Date" what does Phillip explain to Jocelyn?

2. Where does an attractive man approach the narrator in "Room 69"?

3. What does the narrator learn from her experience in "Room 69"?

4. Why is the narrator's boyfriend shocked when Karlin arrives in "Wanna Watch"?

5. Who is Julius in "Sex Me Down Village"?

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