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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does the narrator check in in "Room 69?
(a) Her hotel in Charlotte, N.C.
(b) Her hotel in Memphis, TN.
(c) Her hotel at the airport in Vegas.
(d) Her hotel in Atlanta, GA.

2. What do the narrator and her friend's board in "Sex Me Down Village"?
(a) A train.
(b) A bus to the Sex Me Down Village.
(c) An airplane.
(d) A limo.

3. Where does the narrator wake up in "My Knight In Shining Armor"?
(a) In a creek.
(b) In the woods.
(c) A stranger's cabin.
(d) By the lake.

4. What happens as a result of Phillip and Jocelyn's intimate encounter?
(a) She leaves him.
(b) He treats her like a queen and they are to be married.
(c) She treats him like a king.
(d) He leaves her.

5. What keeps the narrator occupied in "Kissin' Cousins"?
(a) He robs.
(b) Her parents.
(c) Her school work.
(d) Her kids.

6. What happens to the narrator in "My Knight In Shining Armor" one Saturday morning?
(a) She runs into her dream man.
(b) She is stung by a bee.
(c) She falls and twists her ankle.
(d) She runs into a bear.

7. In "Blind Date" what does Phillip explain to Jocelyn?
(a) That he is bankrupt.
(b) That he hated her.
(c) That he needed some money.
(d) That he's been in love with her his whole life.

8. In "Sex Me Down Village" where does Julius invite the narrator?
(a) To dinner.
(b) On a golfing trip.
(c) To the beach.
(d) On a glass bottom boat expedition.

9. Why is the narrator alone and depressed in "Vacation of a Lifetime"?
(a) Her mom just passed away and was supposed to go with her.
(b) Her boyfriend cheated on her.
(c) She broke up with her boyfriend.
(d) Kevin, her boyfriend, had to cancel for a business trip.

10. How does one find the Valley of the Freaks?
(a) Asking around.
(b) The yellow pages.
(c) You must be invited.
(d) The Internet.

11. How often does the sorority meet?
(a) 3 times a month.
(b) 4 times a year.
(c) Once a week.
(d) Twice a month.

12. Why are many men intimidated by Page in "Nymph"?
(a) Her beauty.
(b) Her confidence.
(c) Her attitude.
(d) The sexual prowess she exudes.

13. In "Nymph" who is Sutton?
(a) Page's favorite intimate partner.
(b) Page's friend.
(c) Page's brother.
(d) Page's ex-boyfriend.

14. What was the narrator's husband unaware of in "Sweet Revenge"?
(a) That his wife had seen him having sex with her best friend in his office.
(b) That she got revenge on every party.
(c) That she hated him.
(d) That she cheated on him.

15. Why does Sutton have to be sent overseas in "Nymph"?
(a) A job.
(b) He is modeling.
(c) He is studying.
(d) The military.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator keep locked away after her trip in "Vacation of a Lifetime"?

2. Who does Noelle say the lesson is for in "Masquerade"?

3. Where does the narrator arrive in "Vacation of a Lifetime"?

4. Where can Alpha Phi Fuckem sorority not be seen?

5. In "Mailman" how much time does Rayn have after she has her encounter with the mailman before her boyfriend comes home?

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