2. What does the narrator keep locked away after her trip in "Vacation of a Lifetime"?
(a) The note Joseph wrote her.
(b) A picture of the resort.
(c) A picture of Joseph.
(d) A picture of her bed in the Bahamas.

3. How does one find the Valley of the Freaks?
(a) Asking around.
(b) The Internet.
(c) You must be invited.
(d) The yellow pages.

4. How much does the narrator charge Norman in "Dream Merchant"?
(a) $100.
(b) $50.
(c) $200.
(d) $300.

5. What is the first story of the section Off Da Damn Hook?
(a) "Alphi Phi Omicrom".
(b) "My Knight In Shining Armor".
(c) "The Cat Burglar".
(d) "Alpha Phi Fuckem".

6. Why do the narrator and the man stop being intimate in "Sweet Revenge"?
(a) His wife is out of town, but her husband is not.
(b) They need to eat.
(c) She feels guilty.
(d) He feels guilty.

7. In "Vacation of a Lifetime" how late does the narrator sleep upon first arriving?
(a) 7p.m.
(b) Midnight.
(c) 10p.m.
(d) 8p.m.

8. What does the narrator pack away at the end of "The Voyeur"?
(a) Her photos.
(b) Her clothes.
(c) Her telescope.
(d) Her stethoscope.

9. In "Stakeout" what does Jessica do while running across the street?
(a) Calls for backup.
(b) Calls for an ambulance.
(c) Gets dressed.
(d) Calls a locksmith.

10. Who is Joseph in "Vacation of a Lifetime"?
(a) The resort massage therapist.
(b) The resort grill master.
(c) The resort photographer.
(d) The resort manager.

11. Who does Noelle say the lesson is for in "Masquerade"?
(a) Men who do not know that they have a good thing until they lose it.
(b) For all ex-boyfriends.
(c) For her ex-boyfriend.
(d) Women do not know they have a good thing until they lose it.

12. In "Dream Merchant" how much does Burton pay the narrator?
(a) $400.
(b) $300 several times a week.
(c) $100 two times a week.
(d) $500 for once a month.

13. What might surprise someone about The Valley of the Freaks?
(a) What it is.
(b) Who directs them to it.
(c) Where it is.
(d) Who they will find there.

14. Who is Burton in "Dream Merchant"?
(a) One of her clients who is divorced.
(b) One of her clients who loves her.
(c) One of her clients who she loves.
(d) One of her clients who is married.

15. Where does Jocelyn go to meet Xander?
(a) His house.
(b) A hotel.
(c) A motel.
(d) A library.