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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is Tamlyn?
(a) Jocelyn's mom.
(b) Jocelyn's sister.
(c) Jocelyn's ex-friend.
(d) Jocelyn's best friend.

2. Why does Jessica accidentally push the key to the handcuffs into the heating grate on the floor in "Stakeout"?
(a) Dwanye scares her.
(b) She sees Aaron at Kyle's door.
(c) She gets really excited.
(d) She gets mad.

3. In "Masquerade" how long does Noelle ignore Pierce's calls?
(a) 2 weeks.
(b) 1 week.
(c) 3 days.
(d) 2 days.

4. What does the narrator quickly recover from in "Sex Me Down Village"?
(a) Her job loss.
(b) Her divorce.
(c) Her depression.
(d) Her break-up.

5. Why is the sorority Alpha Phi Fuckem not considered preposterous?
(a) Because it is secret.
(b) Because it is private.
(c) It is preposterous.
(d) Because all women have a freak inside them.

6. In "Blind Date" what does Phillip explain to Jocelyn?
(a) That he's been in love with her his whole life.
(b) That he needed some money.
(c) That he is bankrupt.
(d) That he hated her.

7. In "Sweet Revenge" how does the narrator know he is alone?
(a) She saw his wife drive away.
(b) She doesn't know.
(c) She saw everyone leave his house except him.
(d) His wife told her earlier.

8. What does Jocelyn decide to do in "Blind Date"?
(a) To date again.
(b) To go on a blind date.
(c) To leave her husband.
(d) Take the sexual prime theory to heart,

9. What does the narrator dream of in "My Knight In Shining Armor"?
(a) Her wedding day.
(b) Her best intimate experience.
(c) How she envisions her dream man.
(d) Being rescued by a man on a Harley and taken to a cabin.

10. How often does the sorority meet?
(a) Twice a month.
(b) 4 times a year.
(c) 3 times a month.
(d) Once a week.

11. In "Wanna Watch" what does the narrator's boyfriend have to tell the narrator anytime he gets bored?
(a) "I wanna watch."
(b) "Crazy Kisses."
(c) "Karlin."
(d) "I'm bored."

12. In "Stakeout" what does Jessica do while running across the street?
(a) Calls for backup.
(b) Calls a locksmith.
(c) Calls for an ambulance.
(d) Gets dressed.

13. In "Dream Merchant" what does the narrator call herself?
(a) An assitant to your fantasy.
(b) A dream merchant.
(c) A personal assistant.
(d) A dream carrier.

14. What is The Valley of the Freaks?
(a) A shopping mall.
(b) An underground galleria of establishments without sexual inhibitions.
(c) A gothic dramatic theatre.
(d) A movie theatre.

15. Why do the narrator and the man stop being intimate in "Sweet Revenge"?
(a) He feels guilty.
(b) She feels guilty.
(c) His wife is out of town, but her husband is not.
(d) They need to eat.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is PJ in "Mailman"?

2. What are the narrator's friends trying to get her over in "Sex Me Down Village"?

3. In "Vacation of a Lifetime" how late does the narrator sleep upon first arriving?

4. How long do Netanya and Prescott spend time in his apartment in "The Cat Burglar"?

5. In "The Voyeur" what does the narrator refuse to tell her neighbor?

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