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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Jessica accidentally push the key to the handcuffs into the heating grate on the floor in "Stakeout"?
(a) She gets really excited.
(b) Dwanye scares her.
(c) She sees Aaron at Kyle's door.
(d) She gets mad.

2. What makes the sexual tension unbearable for Jessica and Dwayne in "Stakeout"?
(a) Their lust for each other.
(b) Aaron's active sex life.
(c) Kyle's active sex life.
(d) Nothing.

3. What does the narrator pack away at the end of "The Voyeur"?
(a) Her telescope.
(b) Her stethoscope.
(c) Her clothes.
(d) Her photos.

4. Where does the narrator check in in "Room 69?
(a) Her hotel in Atlanta, GA.
(b) Her hotel at the airport in Vegas.
(c) Her hotel in Memphis, TN.
(d) Her hotel in Charlotte, N.C.

5. What is the first story of the section Off Da Damn Hook?
(a) "My Knight In Shining Armor".
(b) "Alphi Phi Omicrom".
(c) "The Cat Burglar".
(d) "Alpha Phi Fuckem".

6. Why is the sorority Alpha Phi Fuckem not considered preposterous?
(a) Because all women have a freak inside them.
(b) Because it is secret.
(c) Because it is private.
(d) It is preposterous.

7. Who is Phillip in "Blind Date"?
(a) Tamlyn's brother, and also Xander.
(b) Jocelyn's brother.
(c) Jocelyn's one night stand.
(d) Jocelyn's ex-boyfriend.

8. In "Nymph" who is Sutton?
(a) Page's ex-boyfriend.
(b) Page's favorite intimate partner.
(c) Page's friend.
(d) Page's brother.

9. In "Blind Date" what does Phillip explain to Jocelyn?
(a) That he needed some money.
(b) That he's been in love with her his whole life.
(c) That he is bankrupt.
(d) That he hated her.

10. Where does "Sweet Revenge" begin?
(a) With him sitting on the porch.
(b) At a bar.
(c) With him sitting by the fireplace.
(d) With her driving to see him.

11. In "Dream Merchant" what is the narrator listed as in the phone book?
(a) Call girl.
(b) Pleasures.
(c) Dream Merchant.
(d) Fantasy pleaser.

12. What is Noelle dressed in in "Masquerade"?
(a) A ballerina's tutu.
(b) A pumpkin.
(c) A nurse's outfit.
(d) A black leather cat suit with a feathered mask.

13. In "Sweet Revenge" how does the narrator know he is alone?
(a) She doesn't know.
(b) She saw his wife drive away.
(c) His wife told her earlier.
(d) She saw everyone leave his house except him.

14. What does the narrator nickname the man's private parts across the street in "The Voyeur"?
(a) Roscoe.
(b) Roscoe Brown.
(c) Ross.
(d) Rob.

15. In "Wanna Watch" what does the narrator's boyfriend have to tell the narrator anytime he gets bored?
(a) "Karlin."
(b) "Crazy Kisses."
(c) "I'm bored."
(d) "I wanna watch."

Short Answer Questions

1. In "Mailman" where did Rayn and the mailman have their first intimate encounter?

2. Who does Noelle say the lesson is for in "Masquerade"?

3. Where can Alpha Phi Fuckem sorority not be seen?

4. What happens as a result of Phillip and Jocelyn's intimate encounter?

5. Why is the narrator's boyfriend shocked when Karlin arrives in "Wanna Watch"?

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