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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Mr. Brewster say Homer should do?
(a) Move to the city and find a job.
(b) Join the army.
(c) Whatever is true to him.
(d) Go home.

2. What does Smelt say is the name of his darky friend?
(a) Julius.
(b) Festus.
(c) Samuel.
(d) Pete.

3. What kind of animal does Homer say smiles just like Smelt?
(a) A hippo.
(b) A snake.
(c) A wasp.
(d) A hyena.

4. What does Samuel Reed use to knock out Stink and Smelt?
(a) A tennis racket.
(b) A crow bar.
(c) A baseball bat.
(d) An iron bar.

5. What does Homer say scares him worse than the spiders?
(a) Starving to death.
(b) Snakes.
(c) Being on his own.
(d) His Uncle's anger.

6. What does Smelt say the Judge would sell his mother for?
(a) Chocolate bunnies.
(b) French fries.
(c) Sour pickels.
(d) Pickled eggs.

7. What does the P stand for in Homer's name?
(a) Pang.
(b) Pip.
(c) Pierce.
(d) Popeye.

8. What is Harold forced to join in chapter two?
(a) The circus.
(b) The carnival.
(c) The navy.
(d) The army.

9. What does Smelt say Homer can't outrun?
(a) His gun.
(b) His tomahawk.
(c) His fists.
(d) His knife.

10. Why does Homer's uncle hate Bob the horse?
(a) He makes too much fuss.
(b) He is too slow.
(c) He costs him hay.
(d) He dulls his plow.

11. What does Reed's first swing drop stink onto the floor like?
(a) A sack of grain.
(b) A sack of potatoes.
(c) A stack of Jenga.
(d) A stack of dominoes.

12. What does Homer say Stink smells worse than?
(a) A cesspit.
(b) A decaying corpse.
(c) A sewer.
(d) A dog.

13. Why does Homer's uncle hate his house?
(a) His floor boards creak.
(b) His rent is too high.
(c) His roof leaks.
(d) His windows let in a draught.

14. What does Homer say the cider in the cellar has turned into?
(a) Slime.
(b) Water.
(c) Vinegar.
(d) Acid.

15. Why is it illegal for Harold to join the army?
(a) He is registered as a female.
(b) He was not born in America.
(c) He is only seventeen.
(d) He has a bad injury to his knee.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do Smelt's hard little eyes brighten up like?

2. What do the soldiers tell Homer they will do if he continues to interfere?

3. What does Mrs. Bean say is the only truthful part of what Homer is saying?

4. What does Squint catch Homer eating?

5. What does Homer say Tourmaline sounds like?

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