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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is The Spider's real last name?
(a) Nailsworth.
(b) Screwdriver.
(c) Hammerhead.
(d) Bentley.

2. What does Winston do for a living?
(a) He is a doctor.
(b) He is a pharmacist.
(c) He is a dentist.
(d) He is a chiropractor.

3. What type of instrument does Catfish play?
(a) A piano.
(b) A violin.
(c) A guitar.
(d) A trumpet.

4. When she thinks about her relationship with Gabe, to what type of animal does Val compare herself?
(a) A rabid dog.
(b) A bird in flight.
(c) An albino rat.
(d) A purring kitten.

5. What does Jim Beer think destroyed his cattle?
(a) A runaway lawnmower.
(b) Aliens.
(c) A sea monster.
(d) Kids.

6. Which of the following is NOT something Molly steals from the pockets of the naked pilgrims?
(a) Photographs.
(b) Medication.
(c) Money.
(d) Credit cards.

7. Whose car does Theo drive while he is following the Sheriff to the ranch?
(a) Gabe's car.
(b) Molly's car.
(c) Val's car.
(d) Mavis' car.

8. Which type of weapon does Ignacio use to threaten Theo?
(a) A gun.
(b) A knife.
(c) A hatchet.
(d) A sword.

9. Who do the parade of people claim called them to congregate together?
(a) Steve.
(b) The Holy Spirit.
(c) Gabe.
(d) The KKK high wizard.

10. What type of baby was Steve?
(a) An egg.
(b) A caterpillar.
(c) A tadpole.
(d) A larvae.

11. How much money did the Sheriff bribe the landowner with for the rights to convert the ranch into a methamphetamine house?
(a) $300,000.
(b) $3 million.
(c) $13 million.
(d) $13,000.

12. Which of the following sounds fills the cave right before the SWAT team arrives?
(a) An electric guitar riffing.
(b) The weeping cries of the pilgrims.
(c) A swarm of gunfire.
(d) Steve bellowing.

13. What does The Spider ask for in return for helping Theo capture the Sheriff?
(a) Theo's bong collection.
(b) Molly's Kendra sword.
(c) One of Molly's movies.
(d) Antidepressents from Val.

14. Which of the following characters thinks the animal tracks are a hoax?
(a) Molly.
(b) Val.
(c) Theo.
(d) Gabe.

15. When Winston receives the phone call from Val, where is he planning on vacationing?
(a) In Spain.
(b) In the Bahamas.
(c) In Hawaii.
(d) In Florida.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following items does Val collect?

2. How long has Howard been in fear of the demon he once banished from the cafe?

3. What is interesting about the men that Molly brings with her to help save Theo?

4. What is the name of Ignacio's partner?

5. Why is Theo forced to continue his pursuit of the Sheriff on foot, not in a car?

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