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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Julian not up to recalling?
(a) The bungee-jumping incident.
(b) The incident in the House of Mirrors at the Fair.
(c) His mother's admonishions about women.
(d) The face-painting incident.

2. What does Libor disbelieve about what he and Julian discuss?
(a) That Julian does not call the police.
(b) That Julian's nose is not broken.
(c) That a woman would mug a man.
(d) That the mugger thought he was Jewish.

3. How old is Emmy's grandson?
(a) 18.
(b) 22.
(c) 31.
(d) 27.

4. What name does Sam suggest for a group of radical Jews?
(a) ASHamed Jews.
(b) Nothing.
(c) UPINarmed Jews.
(d) RAD Jews.

5. What does the gypsy woman say to Julian?
(a) Danger would accompany a woman named Juno, Julie or Judith.
(b) Julian would fall in love and his wife would run around on him.
(c) Julian would fall in love and his wife would kill him.
(d) Danger would accompany a man named Justin.

6. What job has Hephzibah recently left?
(a) With the BBC.
(b) As a columnist with The Guardian.
(c) With the Jewish Defamation League.
(d) As a journalist with The Sun.

7. About what else is Sam ashamed?
(a) His lack of creative ability.
(b) His balding pate.
(c) His circumsized penis.
(d) His short stature.

8. What does Sam say Julian wants to be?
(a) A philosopher.
(b) A superman.
(c) A Jew.
(d) A hero.

9. With whom does Julian leave the party?
(a) Suzanne.
(b) Sam.
(c) No one.
(d) Kimberley.

10. What does Emmy suggest Libor do?
(a) Write about Malkie.
(b) Come with her to Prague.
(c) Come with her to the United States.
(d) See a grief counselor.

11. What happened to Emmy's grandson?
(a) He was attacked and blinded.
(b) He was killed in a raid in Jerusalem.
(c) He was attacked in San Franciso last month.
(d) He was killed in Istanbul.

12. Why does Sam have a falling out with the group?
(a) Over a boycott.
(b) He does not have a falling out.
(c) Over the wording of a resolution.
(d) Over an article one of them writes.

13. What does Julian wonder if he'll ever understand?
(a) The things Finklers do and do not.
(b) Why he seemed like an easy mark to a woman.
(c) Why he allows a woman to rob him.
(d) Why he is psychologically attracted to the woman who robs him.

14. Who is Malkie?
(a) Sam's current wife.
(b) Julian's ex-wife.
(c) Libor's deceased wife.
(d) Libor's Maltese dog.

15. What is the agreement Julian makes?
(a) He will make a decision after vactioning with his sons.
(b) He will stop visiting his sons' mothers.
(c) He will begin visiting his sons' mothers.
(d) He will stop seeing his Jewish friends.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Julian feel the morning after being mugged?

2. What is Julian doing in Italy?

3. What does Dr. Lattimore tell Julian?

4. What does Kimberley give Julian?

5. What left Sam more angry than sad?

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