2. What is the title of the third chapter?
(a) Namely Me.
(b) Fire in the Nuts.
(c) Adventures in the Dumb Libe.
(d) Fishing Without a Rod.

3. What two sports did Lono seek solace in after he killed his wife?
(a) Baseball and basketball.
(b) Wrestling and boxing.
(c) Football and fishing.
(d) Karate and yoga.

4. What kind of war club does the man at the gift shop suggest Hunter buy?
(a) An Indian war clup.
(b) A Viking war club.
(c) A Samoan war club.
(d) A Hawaiian war club.

5. Where is Hunter when a wave carries him off?
(a) The swimming pool.
(b) The garage.
(c) The front porch.
(d) His bed.

6. What kind of sport does Hunter want his son to enjoy in Hawaii?
(a) Water sports.
(b) Fishing.
(c) Running.
(d) Spear throwing.

7. What is the expression on Captain Cook's face in the picture at the end of the chapter?
(a) Love.
(b) A frown.
(c) A smile.
(d) Surprise.

8. Who did the Hawaiians famously mistake to be their God Lono?
(a) Hunter Thompson.
(b) Rudyard Kipling.
(c) Mark Twain.
(d) Captain Cook.

9. How does Hunter feel when his firecracker joke goes too far?
(a) Funfilled.
(b) Soulless.
(c) Evil.
(d) Guilty.

10. What did people tell Hunter the weather would be like in Kona?
(a) Sunny and mild.
(b) Cold but calm.
(c) Beautiful and scorching.
(d) Violent and wild.

11. Who meets Thompson at the airport?
(a) Lester Bangs.
(b) Gene Skinner.
(c) Ralph Steadman.
(d) Jack Ackerman.

12. What is making it impossible to leave the island?
(a) The weather.
(b) Ralph's health.
(c) The lack of transport.
(d) The lack of money.

13. Whose letters are printed in the book?
(a) Rudyard Kipling's.
(b) Mark Twain's.
(c) Captain Cook's.
(d) Lono's.

14. What kind of ruler is Lono seen as by the Hawaiians?
(a) Corrupt.
(b) Evil.
(c) Wise.
(d) War mongering.

15. What is printed on the t-shirts of every runner that finishes the marathon?
(a) Winner.
(b) Super.
(c) Achiever.
(d) Finisher.