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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Turn Around Norman's trick?
(a) Dancing.
(b) Walking on his hands through revolving doors.
(c) Turning around slowly.
(d) Backflips.

2. Who watches Buddy preaching to Ellen Cherry?
(a) Verlin.
(b) Patsy.
(c) Boomer.
(d) The objects.

3. Where are Ellen Cherry and Boomer first intimate while on their road trip?
(a) In a motel bathroom.
(b) Behind some bushes.
(c) In a cave.
(d) Under a palm tree.

4. Who mends Can 'o Beans with a welding torch?
(a) Painted Stick.
(b) Boomer.
(c) Spoon.
(d) Dirty Sock.

5. What kind of a stand does Roland Abu Hadee open?
(a) Peanut.
(b) Hot dog.
(c) Pretzel.
(d) Falafel.

6. Who does Ellen Cherry borrow $500 from after leaving art school?
(a) Buddy.
(b) Verlin.
(c) Boomer.
(d) Patsy.

7. Why does Boomer think that Ellen Cherry "can't be married to a man"?
(a) Because she's contemptuous.
(b) Because she's married to her art.
(c) Because she only cares about herself.
(d) Because she's jealous.

8. What happens when Boomer and Ellen Cherry are in the western bar?
(a) Ellen Cherry gets hit on.
(b) Ellen Cherry falls down the stairs.
(c) Boomer gets in a fight.
(d) Boomer calls his father.

9. What does the barkeep say his sister sees after having a couple of drinks during the day?
(a) A stick, a fork or spoon, and can of beans carrying a sock.
(b) A stick, a fork or spoon, and a sock walking down the road.
(c) A stick and a Conch Shell jumping in the trunk of her car.
(d) A can of beans and spoon looking in her window.

10. Who destroys the temple?
(a) Solomon.
(b) Nebuchadnezzar.
(c) David.
(d) Jezebel.

11. Who dreams about Rebuilding the Temple?
(a) Ellen Cherry.
(b) Spoon.
(c) Buddy.
(d) Patsy.

12. How is the ancient observatory, where Conch Shell and Painted Stick live, funded?
(a) By Jezebel's family.
(b) By donations made to the oracle.
(c) By plunder from war.
(d) By holy prostitutes.

13. What name does Ellen Cherry Charles' father call her?
(a) Jezebel.
(b) Puss in Boots.
(c) Cinderella.
(d) Magdalene.

14. What surprises Raoul about Ellen Cherry's appearance?
(a) She is dressed up.
(b) She's wearing ratty jeans.
(c) She's naked.
(d) She has curlers in her hair.

15. What does Ellen Cherry do to make up for her failed celebration with Boomer?
(a) Throw away her easle.
(b) Clean the Turkey.
(c) Make Boomer's favorite breakfast.
(d) Have sex with Boomer.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Jezebel's common reputation?

2. What is Boomer Petway's trade?

3. What do Conch Shell and Painted Stick say happens after the Second Coming?

4. What do Conch Shell and Painted Stick maintain that King Solomon is not?

5. What is Boomer afraid of?

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