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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What reason does Harry give Ruth for leaving her to see Janice?
(a) Janice cannot take care of herself
(b) Janice was in the hospital
(c) Janice is the mother of his children
(d) Janice is his wife

2. Why does Janice have trouble feeding Rebecca?
(a) Rebecca is not hungry
(b) Her breasts are incredibly sore
(c) Janice has very little milk left
(d) Her nipple keeps coming out of her mouth

3. Where does Harrison brag to Rabbit that he once took Ruth for a weekend?
(a) Miami Beach
(b) The Poconos
(c) Reno
(d) Atlantic City

4. What derogatory term does Harry use to describe Harrison's role on the basketball team?
(a) Roadblock
(b) Playmaker
(c) Benchwarmer
(d) Towel boy

5. Why does Janice agree to roll over for Harry in bed?
(a) She does not want to look at him
(b) She wants him to orgasm quickly
(c) She is turned on by him
(d) She thinks he is finished with her

6. How does Janice repeatedly describe the look her newborn gave her?
(a) Terrified
(b) Serene
(c) Confused
(d) Cross

7. Which of the following is not a nickname that Eccles gives to one of his parishioners?
(a) Teary Tom
(b) Droopsy Lady
(c) Happy Beans
(d) Silly Man

8. What does Rabbit repeatedly try to force upon Janice after church?
(a) The baby
(b) A drink
(c) Food
(d) A magazine

9. What unexplainable emotion does Janice fear while she watched television with Nelson?
(a) Depression
(b) Elation
(c) Nervousness
(d) Arousal

10. To what martyr does Mrs. Angstrom mockingly compare Janice?
(a) Sarah
(b) Sebastian
(c) Saint Peter
(d) Joan of Arc

11. What does Mr. Angstrom mistakenly call Eccles several times during his visit?
(a) Kruppenbauch
(b) Father
(c) Jake
(d) Sir

12. To what animal does Mrs. Springer compare Harry when she arrives at the waiting room?
(a) Chimpanzee
(b) Rabbit
(c) Goat
(d) Buzzard

13. Who sits in front of Rabbit at Jack Eccles' church service?
(a) Ruth
(b) Mr. Springer
(c) Lucy Eccles
(d) Mrs. Smith

14. Which vegetable does Nelson refuse to eat in the lunch that Janice makes him?
(a) Carrots
(b) Lettuce
(c) Spinach
(d) Celery

15. What fictional character does Nelson pretend to be when Janice is nursing?
(a) Superman
(b) Howdy Doodie
(c) The Shadow
(d) Mighty Mouse

Short Answer Questions

1. What part of Lucy Eccles' appearance does Rabbit mention when Janice asks him to describe her?

2. Where is the nearest place in Pennsylvania a woman can get an abortion?

3. What does Harry accept from Eccles that he considers a "wafer of repentance"?

4. Why, according to Mrs. Angstrom, will Nelson never play basketball like Harry?

5. What does Harry tell Nelson to think of as he goes to sleep?

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