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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Shannon think a few years living with Maxine would prepare him for?
(a) University
(b) The hotel business
(c) Going back to the church
(d) Living without her

2. What does Shannon say he has been accused of being?
(a) Perverse
(b) Defrocked
(c) Insane
(d) Gay

3. Why does Nonno commit his poetry lines to memory?
(a) He always forgets his pen
(b) He can't see to write
(c) He likes to perform them
(d) He likes repeating the lines out loud

4. What does Shannon say Fred may have thought Maxine had turned into?
(a) A pig
(b) A cow
(c) A hen
(d) A whore

5. What does Hannah say comes after the Fourth of July?
(a) Halloween
(b) Christmas
(c) Easter
(d) Thanksgiving

6. What does Maxine say she and Fred considered a long conversation?
(a) Eye contact
(b) Saying goodnight
(c) A hug
(d) Two grunts

7. What does Shannon call Hannah?
(a) A model
(b) A chancer
(c) A fraud
(d) A hustler

8. What does Maxine say an iguana tastes like?
(a) Venison
(b) Chicken
(c) Turkey
(d) Beef

9. Where did Shannon get the gold cross from?
(a) A dead body
(b) His father
(c) A pawn shop
(d) A Mexican church

10. What does Shannon say he has never had difficulty doing?
(a) Falling in love
(b) Moving to new countries
(c) Making friends
(d) Finding work

11. What is Maxine dressed to do?
(a) Play tennis
(b) Jog
(c) Play bowls
(d) Swim

12. What did Shannon's mother used to hit him with?
(a) A rope
(b) A hairbrush
(c) A shoe
(d) A horse whip

13. What did Shannon call the girl he prayed with?
(a) A flower
(b) A tramp
(c) A whore
(d) A human

14. What did Fred always know about Shannon?
(a) When he was hateful
(b) When he was spooked
(c) When he was in love
(d) When he was nervous

15. What is the only thing that Hannah say disgusts her?
(a) Violence
(b) Bad manners
(c) Unkindness
(d) Foul language

Short Answer Questions

1. What do the Mexican boys tie the Iguana to the post with?

2. What does Shannon offer Hannah?

3. What does Hannah ask Shannon if he is planning to conduct?

4. What does Maxine say it is humiliating not to be?

5. What kind of creature do the Mexican boys have tied up in a shirt?

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