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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Tricia plan to go in the evening?
(a) The pub on the corner.
(b) Nowhere.
(c) Stavro's.
(d) Harrod's.

2. What does Ford use to open the window?
(a) A hammer.
(b) A pen knife.
(c) A credit card.
(d) A towel.

3. How do the executives for U.S./A.M. feel about a British accent on the show?
(a) Both want a British accent.
(b) Neither has an opinion about having a British accent.
(c) One is for a British accent and one is against it.
(d) Neither wants a British accent.

4. What does Eric promise Tricia he will take a look at?
(a) The lock on the shed.
(b) The trees by the driveway.
(c) The lawn mower.
(d) The gate to the garden.

5. What does the old lady do with the food she's been cooking over a fire?
(a) She throws it away.
(b) She spreads it in her garden.
(c) She eats it all.
(d) She burns it up.

6. What club did Tricia go to in New York that she wants to tell someone about?
(a) Beta.
(b) Alpha.
(c) Omega.
(d) Theta.

7. What causes the prophet to begin speaking in tongues?
(a) He gets struck by lightning.
(b) He gets stung by a bee.
(c) He gets bitten by a dog.
(d) He hits his thumb with a hammer.

8. What comment does Arthur make to the people of his new planet that they don't understand?
(a) Good evening.
(b) Thank you.
(c) Good luck.
(d) I'm sorry.

9. What is the name of the word that catches Arthur's interest at the relocation center?
(a) Margoring.
(b) Bartledan.
(c) Aftrolinate.
(d) Gelinit.

10. What job is Tricia hoping to get in New York?
(a) Anchorwoman for a morning news show.
(b) Weatherperson for a prime time news show.
(c) Foreign correspondent for a network news show.
(d) Commentator for a Sunday news show.

11. What is the virtual reality that Ford goes into?
(a) A recreation of the Guide's history.
(b) A multidimensional representation of the Guide's place in the universes.
(c) A topographical model of the Guide's finances.
(d) A metaphorical simulation of the Guide's total content.

12. Where is it said that wisdom and truth are to be found?
(a) The furthest points of the Inner Galactic Core.
(b) The cold, stormy Northern Points of the Galaxy.
(c) The outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy.
(d) The deep Southern Depths of the Galaxy.

13. How does Arthur make money to move to a new planet?
(a) He gives haircuts.
(b) He sells his watch.
(c) He sells his shoes.
(d) He sells his DNA.

14. What is the advice of the man on the pole?
(a) Make a lot of money.
(b) Don't stop paying attention to the now.
(c) Get a beach house.
(d) Stop looking for advice.

15. How old was Ford when he was given his first towel?
(a) Six.
(b) Seven.
(c) Five.
(d) Four.

Short Answer Questions

1. What two directives does the computer understand from the corrupted original mission module?

2. What worries Ford when he tells the elevator that he wants to go to the 23rd floor?

3. What day is it, when Tricia returns from New York?

4. What does Artur's bellhop look like?

5. What is Ford's rule about drinking?

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