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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who finds Tricia to tell her she has a screen test for the job she wants?
(a) A chauffeur.
(b) A secretary.
(c) A gaffer.
(d) A production assistant.

2. What do the aliens tell Tricia when she asks their names?
(a) They don't have names.
(b) They don't know.
(c) They don't understand the question.
(d) They won't tell her.

3. Why does Tricia say she is in television?
(a) Because nothing is real.
(b) Because television is the future.
(c) Because it keeps her mind blank.
(d) Because that's where the money is.

4. Whom does Eric blame for what Tricia finds on her lawn when she returns?
(a) Aliens.
(b) Theives.
(c) Kids.
(d) The government.

5. What drains Tricia even more than simply standing?
(a) Pretending she understands Eric's accent.
(b) Nodding and making remarks.
(c) Focusing her eyes on Eric's face.
(d) Smiling and laughing.

6. What caused the aliens to come get Tricia?
(a) Her previous experience with an alien.
(b) Her interview with the astrologer.
(c) Her audition for the New York show.
(d) Her British accent.

7. How do the executives for U.S./A.M. feel about a British accent on the show?
(a) One is for a British accent and one is against it.
(b) Neither has an opinion about having a British accent.
(c) Neither wants a British accent.
(d) Both want a British accent.

8. How does Tricia travel home from New York?
(a) By submarine.
(b) By private airplane.
(c) By ship.
(d) By commercial airplane.

9. What assignment does the new editor give Ford?
(a) The editorial page.
(b) The restaurant column.
(c) The political beat.
(d) The weather report.

10. What do boghogs do to communicate?
(a) Bite each other.
(b) Hit each other.
(c) Spit at each other.
(d) Scream at each other.

11. What comment does Arthur make to the people of his new planet that they don't understand?
(a) Good luck.
(b) I'm sorry.
(c) Good evening.
(d) Thank you.

12. What noise does the computer on the Grebulon ship think it should get in response to the click?
(a) A cough.
(b) A clack.
(c) A snap.
(d) A sigh.

13. What was used to draw the side of the President of NowWhat's head on the picture of him hanging in the airport?
(a) Marker.
(b) Pencil.
(c) Charcoal.
(d) Crayon.

14. Ford replaces the security robot's chip with _______________.
(a) A wire.
(b) A paper clip.
(c) A switch.
(d) A pin.

15. What does the old lady do with the food she's been cooking over a fire?
(a) She throws it away.
(b) She spreads it in her garden.
(c) She eats it all.
(d) She burns it up.

Short Answer Questions

1. After the weapon is discharged, what does Ford decide to do?

2. When Ford re-enters the editors office, what piece of furniture does he intend to hide behind?

3. What does the bellhop say the boghog was trying to do?

4. What flavor of ice cream has abnormally low sales in this changed Earth?

5. How old was Ford when he was given his first towel?

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