2. Why does Cornelius knock over a table?
(a) He does not like his dinner.
(b) He gets angry at Malachi.
(c) Mrs. Malloy tells him to.
(d) To punctuate a joke.

3. What drink does Mr. Vandergelder order in advance?
(a) Wine.
(b) Black Russian.
(c) A cosmo.
(d) A martini.

4. Mrs. Malloy suggests Cornelius not be what when ordering?
(a) Vegetarian.
(b) Cheap.
(c) Extravagant.
(d) Shy.

5. How is Miss Van H. described?
(a) Forty and fabulous.
(b) Thirty and thrilled.
(c) Twenty and troubled.
(d) Fifty and florid.

6. In Act 4, what pair of lovers does Mr. Vandergelder forgive?
(a) Ermengarde and Ambrose.
(b) Minnie and Barnaby.
(c) Ermengarde and Barnaby.
(d) Cornelius and Mrs. Malloy.

7. Initially, Mrs. Malloy scolds Cornelius for what behavior?
(a) Slouching.
(b) Flirting with other women.
(c) Being friendly to the waiter.
(d) Smoking cigarettes.

8. What former weakness does Malachi confess to the audience?
(a) Stealing.
(b) Gambling.
(c) Women.
(d) Overeating.

9. Who is August bringing champagne for?
(a) His fiancé.
(b) The mayor.
(c) The queen.
(d) Cornelius.

10. What type of accent does Rudolph have?
(a) German.
(b) Southern.
(c) Mexican.
(d) Russian.

11. Why does Cornelius say he will not dance?
(a) He's married.
(b) He can't.
(c) He has two left feet.
(d) He's Presbyterian.

12. What is the name of the Cabman's horse?
(a) Old Mare.
(b) Charlene.
(c) Clementine.
(d) Speedy.

13. What type of music does Cornelius request at the table?
(a) A violinist.
(b) The banjo player.
(c) A marching band.
(d) A German band.

14. In Act 3, Malachi gets what halfway through the night?
(a) Arrested.
(b) Headhunted.
(c) Proposed to.
(d) Drunk.

15. Who is Mr. Vandergelder surprised to see together in Act 3?
(a) Mrs. Levi and Malachi.
(b) Rudolph and Ermengarde.
(c) Ermengarde, Ambrose, and Mrs. Levi.
(d) Mrs. Levi and Ambrose.