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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Helen say she's unplugged Patrick's cryogenic unit?
(a) So that he will die
(b) So that she can use a spell to bring him back
(c) So that the hospital will have to revive him
(d) So that she can hold him while she dies

2. How old was Carl when he married?
(a) 18
(b) 20
(c) 30
(d) 27

3. What is the effect of the spell Carl chants?
(a) Mona dies
(b) He floats to the ceiling
(c) Money falls from the chandelier
(d) The chandelier disappears

4. What does Helen say Mona can use as a pattern to translate the spells in the book?
(a) The experience of the Wiccan
(b) The culling song
(c) Another spell
(d) A dictionary

5. How wide is the advertisement for a class action lawsuit against the Oracle Sushi Place?
(a) Eight columns
(b) A full page
(c) Three columns
(d) Thirteen inches

6. What happens to the security guards at the Book Barn?
(a) They left the building for a few minutes
(b) There weren't any on duty
(c) Helen and Oyster don't know what happened to them
(d) They were killed

7. What is Nash eating when Carl arrives at the bar?
(a) Chili
(b) A hamburger
(c) Nothing
(d) Peanuts

8. What does Helen drop while she and Carl are riding the Ferris wheel?
(a) Her ring and planner
(b) Carl's pager and her purse
(c) Her cell phone and ring
(d) Carl's pager

9. What color is the meat-packing plant being painted?
(a) Blood red
(b) Grey
(c) Black
(d) Pink

10. Why does Oyster say Mona hadn't revealed the grimoire earlier?
(a) She couldn't translate it
(b) She wasn't sure what to do with it
(c) She wanted time to plan
(d) She hadn't realized it

11. When does Carl realize that Sarge is really Helen?
(a) When she smiles at him
(b) When she begins to cry over Patrick
(c) When she tells him it's her
(d) When she writes the note

12. What does Helen say she did with the page containing the culling song?
(a) Swallowed them
(b) Tore it up and threw the pieces outside
(c) Burned them
(d) Flushed them down the toilet

13. How many copies of the poem remain unaccounted for?
(a) 39
(b) 26
(c) 82
(d) 91

14. Why did sailors of years ago leave pigs and goats on islands?
(a) To populate the island as future sources of food
(b) To set a new ecosystem
(c) To get rid of the animals
(d) To create new breeds

15. Where are Helen and Oyster while Mona is working on Carl's foot?
(a) Gone to search for more copies of the book
(b) Gone to get something to eat
(c) Gone for a walk in the park
(d) Gone looking for a bar

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does the man say he's going to go in two days?

2. What role does Carl's wife play in the plans for that gift for their daughter?

3. What does Oyster do with Mona's copy of "Traditional Tribal Hobby-Krafts?"

4. What is it that shields Mona and Oyster from the culling song?

5. What does Helen show Carl when she asks if they can go to LaughLand?

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