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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do Helen and Oyster smell like when they return?
(a) Smoke and whiskey
(b) Cologne and perfume
(c) Antiques and old leather
(d) Grease and soy sauce

2. What does Carl do while Helen and Mona are inside a library looking for a copy of the book?
(a) Sleeps
(b) Makes some phone calls
(c) Goes for a walk
(d) Reads through her planner

3. When does Carl realize that Sarge is really Helen?
(a) When she smiles at him
(b) When she tells him it's her
(c) When she writes the note
(d) When she begins to cry over Patrick

4. What does Helen/Sarge say about how they should kill Mona and Oyster?
(a) The old-fashioned way
(b) They won't kill them
(c) They'll catch up with them
(d) They'll counter Mona's protection spell

5. What does Helen have with her when she arrives at the house?
(a) The grimoire
(b) The police
(c) Members of the Wiccan
(d) A voodoo doll

6. Why does Helen say they couldn't get the three copies of the book from the Book Barn?
(a) The books were already sold
(b) The books were too expensive
(c) The store was closed
(d) They couldn't find them

7. Where does Mona say Helen has gone?
(a) The hospital
(b) The Library of Congress
(c) The police station
(d) The house where she'd met Carl

8. What does Helen show Carl when she asks if they can go to LaughLand?
(a) A billboard
(b) A sad face
(c) A brochure
(d) A television advertisement

9. What has Helen done in order to commit suicide?
(a) Said the culling song to herself in the mirror
(b) Slashed her wrists
(c) Swallowed a lot of pills
(d) Swallowed jewels and drain cleaner

10. Who pulls up while Carl and Mona are talking outside the real estate office?
(a) Carl's father
(b) The police
(c) A customer
(d) Oyster

11. What color is the meat-packing plant being painted?
(a) Grey
(b) Black
(c) Pink
(d) Blood red

12. Why does Helen say she accepts jewels as payment for assassinations?
(a) She loves jewels
(b) She doesn't accept jewels
(c) She is trying to fill out a collection
(d) She hates haggling over the exchange rate

13. What is the reaction of the officer who finds the cook who fell on the grill?
(a) He says Carl is a monster
(b) He throws up
(c) He runs away
(d) He screams

14. When Helen is talking to a client on the phone, what is the odor she asks is coming from the bedroom?
(a) Alcohol
(b) Urine
(c) Sulfur
(d) Jell-o

15. Why is the heat in Carl's apartment on high when he gets home?
(a) To keep the pipes from freezing
(b) To dry the primer coat of paint on his ceiling
(c) It's a spell cast by Mona
(d) He forgot to turn the thermostat down

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Helen say she's unplugged Patrick's cryogenic unit?

2. What does Mona say to Oyster when he's getting out of the car?

3. What kind of flowers are growing in the window box in front of the post office?

4. What kind of shoes is Helen wearing at the carnival?

5. What are the newspapers calling the English Ivy that's run wild?

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