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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Helen say she's unplugged Patrick's cryogenic unit?
(a) So that she can use a spell to bring him back
(b) So that the hospital will have to revive him
(c) So that she can hold him while she dies
(d) So that he will die

2. What does Helen suggest Mona do in order to discover what was used to write the spells in grimoire?
(a) Lick it
(b) Heat it
(c) Rub boiled cabbage juice on it
(d) Have it tested in a lab

3. What does Mona say about the new look Helen created for her?
(a) That Oyster loves it
(b) That she loves it
(c) That she'd have chosen different a hair style
(d) That it's the equivalent of fashion rape

4. What has Helen done in order to commit suicide?
(a) Said the culling song to herself in the mirror
(b) Slashed her wrists
(c) Swallowed jewels and drain cleaner
(d) Swallowed a lot of pills

5. How do Helen and Carl get into the antique warehouse that night?
(a) Helen has a stolen key
(b) Helen uses a spell to open the door
(c) Helen calls the manager to open the door for her
(d) Helen breaks a window and they climb through

6. What's the name of Carl's deceased daughter?
(a) Katrin
(b) Rebecca
(c) Gina
(d) Amber

7. What is the reaction of the officer who finds the cook who fell on the grill?
(a) He runs away
(b) He says Carl is a monster
(c) He throws up
(d) He screams

8. What is the only piece of furniture left in the living room when Helen and Carl go inside?
(a) A recliner
(b) A playpen
(c) A sofa
(d) A bean bag

9. What does Carl do while Helen and Mona are inside a library looking for a copy of the book?
(a) Sleeps
(b) Reads through her planner
(c) Goes for a walk
(d) Makes some phone calls

10. Where are Helen and Oyster while Mona is working on Carl's foot?
(a) Gone for a walk in the park
(b) Gone to search for more copies of the book
(c) Gone looking for a bar
(d) Gone to get something to eat

11. What kind of shoes is Helen wearing at the carnival?
(a) White velcro sneakers
(b) Red pumps
(c) Pink high heels
(d) Orange tennis shoes

12. Why does Mona say so many women marry men in prison?
(a) Out of pity
(b) To have a husband without having to live with him
(c) To heal them
(d) To get their death benefits

13. What does Helen say Mona can use as a pattern to translate the spells in the book?
(a) A dictionary
(b) The culling song
(c) Another spell
(d) The experience of the Wiccan

14. How does Carl say his family was able to solve problems?
(a) With a game of Parcheesi
(b) By hugging
(c) With a family trip
(d) By talking over their problems

15. What are the newspapers calling the English Ivy that's run wild?
(a) The Ivy Monster
(b) Green Giant
(c) The Green Menace
(d) Wild Ivy

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Helen say the government is already doing in an effort to stop overpopulation?

2. What is the spell Sarge says is responsible for the talking cow?

3. What role does Carl's wife play in the plans for that gift for their daughter?

4. How does Carl's conversation with the police come to an end?

5. What is the piece of information the man says he wants Carl to find in his book?

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