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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Maggie runs into the room with ______________ running out of her mouth.
(a) Wine
(b) Water
(c) Green foam
(d) Milk

2. _____________ helps to recruit two other fishermen in order to follow Joshua as he begins to preach along the countryside.
(a) John
(b) Biff
(c) Judas
(d) Peter

3. What is the nickname for Biff's tutor who is known as Tiny Fee of the Divine Dance of Joyous Orgasm?
(a) Orgy
(b) Joy
(c) Divine
(d) Tina

4. The number of twelve apostles corresponds to the twelve ___________ of Israel.
(a) Tribes
(b) Leaders
(c) Cities
(d) Countries

5. When Biff reads the Bible in the beginning of chapter 11, he does not recognize this writer as the boy he knew growing up.
(a) Mark
(b) Joseph
(c) Matthew
(d) Thomas

6. Joshua discovers ________ by knocking his head against the hanging sign.
(a) A school
(b) A temple
(c) A bar
(d) An inn

7. Justus tells Joshua and the others that Jakan has _______________ Maggie and also wants Joshua dead.
(a) Put a death threat out on
(b) Divorced
(c) Not given up on
(d) Begun to search for

8. Who is the first disciple of Joshua and is picked up on the way out of town the day after the men return?
(a) Philip
(b) Bartholomew
(c) John
(d) Peter

9. Gaspar teaches Joshua about loving his neighbor as his self, which prompts Joshua to become _________ again.
(a) Messiah
(b) Awake
(c) Visible
(d) Hungry

10. Bartholomew prefers the company of __________, who are not allowed at the wedding, which is why he is not invited along.
(a) Dogs
(b) Cats
(c) Camels
(d) Snakes

11. What is Biff given when his tutor believes he has learned the lesson thoroughly?
(a) Antidote
(b) Gifts
(c) Sex
(d) Coffee

12. What does Joshua get hit with repeatedly during his first lesson with Gaspar?
(a) Bamboo stick
(b) Piece of grass
(c) Whip
(d) Book

13. Maggie asks Joshua to do something about the lack of __________ at the wedding party, which helps the party become livelier.
(a) Bread
(b) Wine
(c) Food
(d) Water

14. Men with spears chase Biff, Joshua, and __________ through the elephant grass until they come upon a tiger and its kill.
(a) Buddha
(b) Rumi
(c) Ganesha
(d) Siddhartha

15. Who does Joshua try to cure of his ailments, though he is not happy when Joshua makes his attempt?
(a) The old man
(b) The blind guard
(c) Joseph
(d) The deaf concubine

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is the wedding that Maggie quickly invites Biff and Joshua to before her husband gets home?

2. For how many days do the monks refuse entrance to Biff and Joshua, as this is a test to make sure they are committed?

3. The man that helps Joshua and Biff is from the ___________ caste, which makes him an outcast.

4. The mayor of Magdala begs Joshua to raise his ____________ from the dead, whom he claims has just died, even though it seems this person has not.

5. What is so long that Joshua and Biff try to walk all the way around the Great Wall of China, only to give up?

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