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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. ____________ invites Joshua and Biff to his home in Capernaum after the wedding party winds down.
(a) Joseph
(b) Peter
(c) Andrew
(d) Roger

2. Biff learns that _____________ has been arrested for inciting people to riot.
(a) Bartholomew
(b) Judas
(c) John
(d) Joshua

3. What is John doing to Joshua when the sky opens up and declares that Joshua is God's son?
(a) Baptizing him
(b) Arguing with him
(c) Hitting him
(d) Feeding him

4. What is so long that Joshua and Biff try to walk all the way around the Great Wall of China, only to give up?
(a) The line for the gate
(b) The journey
(c) The pathway into the city
(d) The line for food

5. What does John suggest Joshua call the Divine Spark as that might be easier for the people to understand?
(a) Holy Ghost
(b) God's Love
(c) Universe
(d) Energy

6. What does Joshua get hit with repeatedly during his first lesson with Gaspar?
(a) Book
(b) Piece of grass
(c) Bamboo stick
(d) Whip

7. Who gets cold on the journey, as he has not mastered the art of creating his own heat?
(a) Biff
(b) Ahmad
(c) Joshua
(d) Thomas

8. What is the nickname for Biff's tutor who is known as Tiny Fee of the Divine Dance of Joyous Orgasm?
(a) Orgy
(b) Joy
(c) Tina
(d) Divine

9. Gaspar receives the boys at the monastery and gives them __________ for names, orders a monk to feed them, and tells them their lessons will begin in the morning.
(a) Sounds
(b) Numbers
(c) Characters
(d) Colors

10. _____________ helps to recruit two other fishermen in order to follow Joshua as he begins to preach along the countryside.
(a) John
(b) Judas
(c) Biff
(d) Peter

11. Upon invitation, Joshua and some followers visit __________ at his house in Bethany.
(a) Pilate
(b) Herod
(c) Judas
(d) Jakan

12. Gaspar teaches Joshua about loving his neighbor as his self, which prompts Joshua to become _________ again.
(a) Awake
(b) Hungry
(c) Visible
(d) Messiah

13. Joshua learns to multiply _________, which gives Biff something to multiply at the market.
(a) Rice
(b) Wine
(c) Oil
(d) Olives

14. Joshua discovers ________ by knocking his head against the hanging sign.
(a) A temple
(b) An inn
(c) A school
(d) A bar

15. Who is the rather naive person that Philip calls over to be a part of Joshua's followers?
(a) Nathaniel
(b) Mark
(c) Judas
(d) Thomas

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Biff learn about when he pays for lessons from Kashmir?

2. A very thin Indian man tries to explain to Joshua and Biff that __________ wants their heads to decorate her altar.

3. What kind of journey does Gaspar take Biff, Joshua, and others when they go up the mountain?

4. Raziel has shifted from soap operas to _________ as his television addiction while hanging out in the hotel room.

5. Joshua selects from his disciples those who are to become ___________, or carriers of his messages.

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