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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the man tell Joe when the man returns?
(a) It is being arranged right now.
(b) The authorities will give it some thought.
(c) It is against regulations.
(d) That is a great idea.

2. With whom does Joe sleep every night in his dreams?
(a) A girl he met in Paris.
(b) One of the night nurses.
(c) Kareen Birkman.
(d) Diane.

3. Who comes in the room and prods Joe's body?
(a) A man with a heavy step.
(b) A new nurse.
(c) The orderly.
(d) A doctor.

4. What would be the advantage of people seeing Joe?
(a) Nothing.
(b) It would be educational.
(c) They would know the advances of modern medicines.
(d) They would believe in God and miracles.

5. To what does Joe compare himself?
(a) The President.
(b) The newborn baby.
(c) God.
(d) A chloroformed frog, helpless yet alive.

6. Why won't the Scotchman fight the Bavarian?
(a) His mother is Bavarian.
(b) He thinks their crown prince is the rightful king of England.
(c) His father is Bavarian.
(d) He is related to the Bavarian crown prince.

7. What does Joe think about his teachers?
(a) He wonders what they would think of him now.
(b) They never taught him anything.
(c) He remembers they thought he was dumb.
(d) He learned a lot from them.

8. Where does Lucky have her son?
(a) London.
(b) Washington D.C.
(c) Florida.
(d) Long Island.

9. How does he name the days of the week and months?
(a) In French.
(b) Like they name them in Canada.
(c) So he can celebrate holidays.
(d) Like the Germans name them.

10. How long does Joe think he's been unaware of time?
(a) Six months.
(b) One year.
(c) Three years.
(d) He doesn't know.

11. What was the name of the first girl with whom Joe had sex ?
(a) Kareen.
(b) Ruby.
(c) Susie.
(d) Diane.

12. What is the first question asked of Joe?
(a) "Where do you want to go?"
(b) "What do you want?"
(c) "How are you?"
(d) "What is your name?"

13. What direction does Joe face in his third year in the hospital?
(a) South.
(b) West.
(c) East.
(d) North.

14. What does Christ tell the guys about the music they are hearing?
(a) It's from the military band.
(b) It's music to heal them.
(c) It's a new type of rock and roll.
(d) It's the music of death.

15. What does Joe think the hospital wants to do?
(a) Use him for doctors to practice on.
(b) Keep him in darkness.
(c) Use him to teach nurses.
(d) Help him die.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Joe think he might be in an English hospital?

2. What does Joe do when he realizes he has a number of visitors?

3. On what side of the hospital is Joe's room?

4. What is one thing Joe says can be invented as a result of others seeing him?

5. Joe loses track of everything but what?

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