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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to the narrator of Story 6, where he is now, how many weeks of winter occur in September?
(a) 3.
(b) 1.
(c) 4.
(d) 2.

2. How long does Happy Hour last in Story 9?
(a) 3 hours.
(b) 1 hour.
(c) 2 hours.
(d) 4 hours.

3. According to the narrator of Story 9, Happy Hour is also referred to as ________.
(a) Rush Hour.
(b) Darkest Hour.
(c) Power Hour.
(d) After Hour.

4. How much money does Nez Perce say the narrator owes him in Story 9?
(a) $25.
(b) $5.
(c) $2.
(d) $0.25.

5. In Story 7, what do the picketers outside the abortion clinic throw at the narrator when he leaves the building?
(a) Rocks.
(b) Rice.
(c) Bibles.
(d) Holy water.

6. Who is out in front of the abortion building in Story 7?
(a) A guitarist.
(b) Picketers.
(c) A man in a gorilla costume.
(d) A mime.

7. What is the narrator of Story 10 referring to when he says to bill, "Pay me back when they give you yours"?
(a) Gum.
(b) Cigarettes.
(c) Candy.
(d) Money.

8. According to the narrator in Story 8, ________ is Seattle's much favored sad jukebox song.
(a) Baby Come To Me.
(b) 16 Candles.
(c) He Will Break Your Heart.
(d) Misty Blue.

9. According to the narrator in Story 10, the nurses at the hospital are pumping ________ by the quart.
(a) Haldol.
(b) Demerol.
(c) Vicodin.
(d) Morphine.

10. When did the military woman at tavern get married?
(a) 7 years ago.
(b) 4 days ago.
(c) 2 years ago.
(d) Never married.

11. Who extracts the knife from Terrence?
(a) Georgie.
(b) Terrence.
(c) The narrator.
(d) The clerk.

12. What happens to the baby rabbits at the end of Story 6?
(a) Georgie runs them over.
(b) They hop away.
(c) The narrator squishes them.
(d) A bird snatches them.

13. For what reason does the narrator say Michelle fired the gun at him?
(a) She wanted to eat his heart.
(b) She wanted his drugs.
(c) She wanted to scare him.
(d) She wanted to kill him.

14. In Story 8, what is the military woman at the tavern's marital status?
(a) Newly married.
(b) Single.
(c) Recently divorce.
(d) Recently widowed.

15. What is Happy Hour as it is referred to in Story 9?
(a) Buy 2, get 1 free desserts.
(b) Buy 1, get 3 free side dishes.
(c) Buy 1, get 2 free alcoholic beverages.
(d) Buy 1, get 1 free appetizers.

Short Answer Questions

1. What animal does Georgie run over in Story 6?

2. Where does Georgie tell the narrator he wants to go in Story 6?

3. What is the name of the tavern across from the hospital that the narrator goes to in Story 8?

4. What embarrassing moment does the narrator of Story 9 remember happening to him at the library?

5. How does Michelle die in Story 7?

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