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Chapter 1, Year of Glad, and Chapter 2, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment

• Hal is an 18-year-old being interviewed for entrance into a tennis academy, but his odd behavior turns them off of inviting him to be a student.

• Ken Erdedy is addicted to marijuana and is currently waiting for a woman to drop some off with him.

Chapter 3, 1 April - Year of the Tucks Medicated Pad, Chapter 4, 9 May - Year of the Depent Adult Undergarment, Chapter 5, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, and Chapter 6, Year of the Trial-Size Dove Bar

• Hal is 10-years-old at this point and is taken to see a "professional conversationalist" who is actually his father in disguise.

• Hal and his brothers, Orin and Mario, have a strained relationship with their mother, and their father committed suicide.

• A medical attache has become obsessed with a cartridge called the Entertainment.

Chapter 7, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, Chapter 8, October - Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, Chapter 9, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, and Chapter 10, Year of Dairy Products from the American Heartland

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