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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Whose photo looks down on the scene in "Scene three Act one"?
(a) Finqiest Lord Mortuary.
(b) Fernwihe Lee Montaque.
(c) John Lennon.
(d) Fieldimarcher Loud Montgammery.

2. "I Wandered" begins, "On balmy sea and ____ schooners".
(a) Pernie.
(b) Sunny.
(c) Piney.
(d) Shaky.

3. The author writes that 'there are how many of them, you know,' in "A letter"?
(a) Fourtween.
(b) Thirty-nine.
(c) Thirty-one.
(d) Sixteen.

4. In the first line of "I Remember Arnold", the narrator says, "I remember" whom?
(a) Jonny Giggles.
(b) Freddy Mays.
(c) Gilly Hawkins.
(d) Kakky Hargreaves.

5. How does John begin to look on Jack in "Treasure Ivan"?
(a) As a brother.
(b) As an uncle.
(c) As a son.
(d) As a father.

6. What old tradition is being revived in "Liddypool"?
(a) Judro Bathing.
(b) Gobble Smashing.
(c) Battle Waxing.
(d) Nude Bathing.

7. What song is spoofed in the beginning of "On Safairy With Whide Hunter"?
(a) The End.
(b) I Want to Hold Your Hand.
(c) Strawberry Fields Forever.
(d) The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

8. Lennon writes in "All Abord Speeching," "Deep breathing is _____ for a dark voice."
(a) Nose hairy.
(b) Nensary.
(c) Necessary.
(d) Nescafe.

9. What is the name of the band in "A Letter"?
(a) Billie and zee Wimmers.
(b) Bernie and zee Zimmers.
(c) Berneese und zee Rippers.
(d) The Beatles.

10. In "Scene three Act one," a dog is quietly gnawing on what?
(a) A cat.
(b) A log.
(c) A baby.
(d) A pigmy.

11. Who "creep in unobtrugell with a siddy grip on his head" in "Treasure Ivan"?
(a) Small Jack Dawkins.
(b) Small Jack Hawkins.
(c) Lall Jack Wankins.
(d) Sam Jack Jankins.

12. How many Jewish children surround Fatty to sing a hymn at the end of "Scene three Act one"?
(a) Fourteen.
(b) Six.
(c) Ten.
(d) Five.

13. What is the "coloured man" eating as he dances by in "Neville Club"?
(a) An apple.
(b) An olive.
(c) A banana.
(d) A tomato.

14. Who is the son in "Henry and Harry"?
(a) Clive.
(b) Harry.
(c) Henry.
(d) Baryl.

15. In "All Abord Speeching," Lennon writes that many "peoble" express great height with what word?
(a) Mom.
(b) Mary.
(c) Mel.
(d) Mam.

Short Answer Questions

1. Lennon writes in "You Might Well Arsk", "Why were Prevelant ze _____, unt Docker Adenoid getting so friendly?"

2. What is the "coloured woman's" name in "Scene three Act one"?

3. Who is getting married in "Nicely Nicely Clive"?

4. Who is the bride to be in "Nicely Nicely Clive"?

5. The character names in "Scene three Act one" are Fatty and what?

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