2. Who is Miss Bryfogel?
(a) Ralph's sixth-grade English teacher.
(b) Ralph's sixth-grade Social Studies teacher.
(c) Ralph's high school English teacher.
(d) Ralph's high school Social Studies teacher.

3. Ralph says the pain of a toothache at 3 a.m. is like:
(a) Standing on a baseball field without a glove.
(b) Standing at the gates of hell itself.
(c) Standing at the candy store without money.
(d) Standing at the door of a closed dentist office.

4. What parade did Ralph compete in one year?
(a) The Rose Bowl parade.
(b) The Easter Day parade.
(c) The Christmas Day parade.
(d) The Thanksgiving Day parade.

5. How does Miss Bryfogel force Ralph to tell the truth about the book?
(a) She threatens to send a note home to his mom.
(b) She threatens to make him read the entire book.
(c) She threatens to fail him in the class.
(d) She threatens to send him to detention.

6. What does Kissel's creation eventually do?
(a) Tilt the floor of his neighbor's house downward.
(b) It lit his shirt on fire.
(c) Tilt his house's floor downward.
(d) Nothing, he couldn't manage to light it.

7. Why is Wilbur Duckworth hated by all?
(a) He's egotistical, yet a social outcast.
(b) He has too much money.
(c) He tells dirty jokes.
(d) He talks too loudly.

8. What does Ralph's father do to cap off his crowd-pleasing summer show?
(a) He lights the BBQ on fire.
(b) He uses extra pinwheels.
(c) A powerful use of Roman candles.
(d) He sets off a Dago bomb.

9. A family car, a weekly paycheck, and a reputable bowling average are the most important things to:
(a) Adults.
(b) East coasters.
(c) Midwesterners.
(d) Farmers.

10. How does Ralph describe auction followers?
(a) Human worms.
(b) Human storage units.
(c) Human cash registers.
(d) Human vultures.

11. Why do young kids go to Pulaski's store?
(a) To buy sodas.
(b) To buy gum.
(c) To buy baseball cards.
(d) To buy penny candy.

12. What does Ralph learn about the contests at the Orpheum?
(a) Contests are a great idea.
(b) Nothing in life is free.
(c) Women of the Great Depression like free stuff.
(d) Contests are a horrible idea.

13. Who runs to Ralph's mom, crying about the sensational joke that Ralph retold?
(a) Ralph's brother.
(b) Ralph.
(c) Casmir.
(d) Casmir's mother.

14. How does Ralph feel about Miss Bryfogel?
(a) He feels she is too strict as a teacher.
(b) He cannot stand her.
(c) He is madly in love with her.
(d) He does not think about her.

15. Who is Friendly Fred?
(a) A local used car salesman.
(b) A shop owner.
(c) A bowling alley owner.
(d) A bartender.