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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many times did Hatch let the phone ring on Honell's side?
(a) Twenty.
(b) Eight.
(c) Fifteen.
(d) Ten.

2. What caught Jeremy's attention in the men's room?
(a) A lighter.
(b) Both of these.
(c) Neither of these.
(d) A towel dispenser.

3. What did Regina remind God of?
(a) Her pledge to always be a good girl.
(b) Her pledge to do well in school.
(c) Her pledge to not say bad potty words.
(d) Her selfless pledge to eat beans of any kind.

4. What century was the chest that was by Loffman's bed from?
(a) The fifteenth.
(b) The nineteenth.
(c) The eighteenth.
(d) The seventeenth.

5. What action caused the nuns to give in to Regina's demand to be moved to the third floor?
(a) Regina's begging and pleading.
(b) Regina's temper tantrum.
(c) Regina's hunger strike.
(d) Regina's withering scorn.

6. What three kinds of people did Hatch compare nuns to, if they didn't mean well?
(a) All of these.
(b) Mafia hitmen.
(c) International terrorists.
(d) United States congressmen.

7. How old was Loffman?
(a) Forty five.
(b) Sixty five.
(c) Fifty five.
(d) Seventy.

8. What was the only sound Vassago made after he had made it in the house?
(a) He sneezed.
(b) A scuffling sound as he got into place.
(c) A soft spang of the spring holding the door in place.
(d) He coughed.

9. What was on the hood of the Mitsubishi?
(a) Neither of these.
(b) A foot print.
(c) Both of these.
(d) A dent.

10. What did Jeremy feel an affinity with?
(a) Maggots.
(b) The spiders.
(c) Rats.
(d) The flies.

11. What was Vassago thankful for?
(a) Neither of these.
(b) All of Satan's majesty.
(c) Both of these.
(d) All the powers of Hell.

12. What was the thing that jolted Hatch out of his rage?
(a) That he would wake Regina.
(b) That he was acting like his father.
(c) That he would scare Regina.
(d) That Lindsey had done nothing wrong.

13. Who was the sister that Regina had asked why God had given people bowels and bladders?
(a) Sister Saraphim.
(b) Sister Imaculata.
(c) Sister Sable.
(d) Sister Sarafina.

14. What is the author's version of Hell based on?
(a) Both of these.
(b) Star Wars.
(c) Star Trek.
(d) Neither of these.

15. What did Regina promise God to do if he would allow the Harrisons to like her?
(a) Give serious thought to becoming a nun.
(b) All of these.
(c) Eat beans.
(d) Never put JELL-O in the holy water font again.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Hatch say when Regina said his food was getting cold?

2. Why was constant betterment a formidable challenge?

3. What had Jeremy been avoiding?

4. What was the one thing that Lindsey understood least that Hatch brought with them?

5. What was the second letter from Cooper talking about?

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