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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Pages 1 - 2 .

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is the only person the narrator kissed?
(a) His sister.
(b) His high school sweetheart.
(c) His neighbor.
(d) His cousin.

2. How many people has the narrator kissed?
(a) 5.
(b) 14.
(c) 30.
(d) 1.

3. When Hector left the last time, how was he to get to his destination?
(a) The narrator's mother drove him.
(b) Hitchhiking.
(c) His own car.
(d) A friend was driving him.

4. How old would Hector be in the present if he were still alive?
(a) 72.
(b) 63.
(c) 45.
(d) 58.

5. What does the narrator admit Hector was most of the time?
(a) A temperamental asshole.
(b) A regular jerk.
(c) A good-for-nothing liar.
(d) A curmudgeonly prick.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does the narrator feel Hector died?

2. Where did the narrator's "beautiful and distant cousin" (1) move?

3. Where was Hector's coffin taken after the funeral?

4. What does the narrator say was the best part of Hector's funeral?

5. What joke was made at Hector's funeral?

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