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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Margaret say is the only reason she has stood by Dion?
(a) Billy.
(b) Her love for him.
(c) Her parents.
(d) Her boys.

2. What does Dion ask is still at Billy's office?
(a) His father's chair.
(b) His mother's paintings.
(c) His father's desk.
(d) His mother's cutlery.

3. What does Dion call Brown at the end of the scene?
(a) God Brown.
(b) Lord Brown.
(c) Pastor Brown.
(d) Almighty Brown.

4. What does Billy say he is designing?
(a) A church.
(b) A Town Hall.
(c) A Cathedral.
(d) A Municipal Building.

5. What does Dion say the ancient humorist has given him?
(a) Weak eyes.
(b) A weak chin.
(c) No neck.
(d) A bloody nose.

6. What does Margaret want Dion to start doing again?
(a) Acting.
(b) Writing.
(c) Painting.
(d) Directing.

7. What does Margaret offer to fry for Dion?
(a) Eggs.
(b) Steaks.
(c) Bacon.
(d) Chops.

8. What does Dion tell the boys they must inherit from their mother?
(a) The earth.
(b) The moon.
(c) The sun.
(d) The stars.

9. What has the doctor told Dion to stop?
(a) Drinking.
(b) Drugs.
(c) Whoring.
(d) Smoking.

10. How does the author refer to Dion's eldest child?
(a) Hulk.
(b) Eldest.
(c) Serious.
(d) Tallest.

11. What animal does Dion say is in the moon?
(a) A rooster.
(b) A bull.
(c) A monkey.
(d) A leopard.

12. What does Dion say it is not in him to be?
(a) An architect.
(b) An actor.
(c) A writer.
(d) An artist.

13. Who does Margaret say takes up a lot of Dion's time?
(a) Herself.
(b) Billy.
(c) His lover.
(d) The children.

14. What piece of furniture lies on the left of the desk?
(a) A stool.
(b) A rocking chair.
(c) A sofa.
(d) An armchair.

15. What does Margaret say all artists are generous with?
(a) Their minds.
(b) Their sousl.
(c) Their food.
(d) Their money.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Dion say every sob tune is?

2. Which of Dion's children smooths back his hair?

3. What shop does Margaret want Dion to stop at?

4. What does Dion say he does not want to become before breakfast?

5. What does Cybel say Dion will never do?

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