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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Rebecca and Enid want to set Josh up with whom?
(a) Enid.
(b) Melorra.
(c) Rebecca.
(d) His ex-girlfriend.

2. The two old ladies at Angels remind Enid and Rebecca of whom?
(a) Cheech and Chong.
(b) Themselves in twenty years.
(c) Their mothers.
(d) The girls at high school.

3. What does Enid call John after he insults her for being Jewish?
(a) "Womanizer."
(b) "Stupid redneck hick."
(c) "Waste of space."
(d) "Uneducated moron."

4. What does John plan to do for Tom?
(a) Post bail.
(b) Defend him on a talk show.
(c) Write a book about him.
(d) Sneak him out of the country.

5. Rebecca makes fun of Enid because she never learned how to do what?
(a) Do a cartwheel.
(b) Drive.
(c) Speak Spanish.
(d) Dance.

6. According to Enid, what was her only happy childhood memory?
(a) A trip with Joanie.
(b) An outing with Carol.
(c) Visiting the city.
(d) Making snowmen.

7. John believes the Jewish population is what?
(a) Angry.
(b) Intelligent.
(c) Corrupt.
(d) Wealthy.

8. While talking about her childhood with Rebecca, Enid wonders what has happened to all her old what?
(a) Friends.
(b) Stuffed animals.
(c) Records.
(d) Love letters.

9. Why do Rebecca and Enid propose to Josh?
(a) They think he's cute.
(b) They need money.
(c) None of these.
(d) He is already engaged.

10. In reference to the personals, Enid once said that "DWF" stood for what?
(a) Desperately Wanting Family.
(b) Dwarf.
(c) Delightful Women Friend.
(d) Housewife.

11. Who drives Enid and Rebecca to spy on the date set for "Bearded Windbreaker"?
(a) Melorra.
(b) Josh.
(c) Carrie.
(d) Oomie.

12. How long did "Bearded Windbreaker" wait at the diner?
(a) 1 hour.
(b) 2 hours.
(c) 25 minutes.
(d) 10 minutes.

13. At the beginning of Chapter Five, what type of joke does Enid tell?
(a) Graphic.
(b) Sexist.
(c) Knock knock.
(d) Racist.

14. Enid describes a fetus as what?
(a) A "cute baby bean."
(b) A "tiny human."
(c) None of these.
(d) A "horrible monster."

15. What shocking suggestion does Rebecca make, in regards to Enid going to college?
(a) Enid is too stupid to get in.
(b) Rebecca will follow Enid to college.
(c) Rebecca has signed up for acting classes.
(d) Rebecca is already enrolled.

Short Answer Questions

1. What crime did Tom, the ex-priest, commit?

2. In the personals, the "Bearded Windbreaker" missed a connection on what date?

3. Enid accuses Josh of being in love with whom?

4. Enid and Rebecca briefly stopped going to Angels due to whose presence?

5. What does Enid call the man who always sits on the bus bench?

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