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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Nick's friend do with the sugar mouse after he drops it in the road?
(a) He stamps on it.
(b) He kicks it.
(c) He eats it.
(d) He sits on it.

2. What do Nick and his friends start dropping in the road before each Cambridge game?
(a) A lollipop.
(b) An icecream.
(c) A sugar mouse.
(d) A cola candy.

3. What does Nick promise himself in this section?
(a) Never let women distract him from football.
(b) Never to let football take over his life again.
(c) Never watch another cup final.
(d) Never fall in love again.

4. What does Nick say he can no longer use his youth to excuse?
(a) His lack of money.
(b) His lack of ambition.
(c) His obsession for Arsenal.
(d) His depression.

5. Which player is Nick afraid Arsenal may sell?
(a) Bob McNab.
(b) Liam Brady.
(c) George Graham.
(d) Malcolm Macdonald.

6. What is the title of the opening chapter of this section?
(a) Just Like a Woman.
(b) The Horror Returns.
(c) Boys and Girls.
(d) Sugar Mice and Buzzcock Albums.

7. What band does Nick mention in this section?
(a) The Clash.
(b) The Sex Pistols.
(c) The Band.
(d) The Buzzcocks.

8. Who joins Arsenal at the same time Nick quits his teaching job?
(a) Alan Smith.
(b) Charlie Nicholas.
(c) Martin Keown.
(d) Ian Wright.

9. What does Nick say he would like to do for a living?
(a) Own a music shop.
(b) Write.
(c) Draw.
(d) Play football.

10. What job does Nick start in this section?
(a) Lawyer.
(b) Journalism.
(c) Teaching.
(d) Cooking.

11. Who does Arsenal play on the 13th of September, 1980?
(a) Brighton.
(b) Manchester CIty.
(c) Stoke City.
(d) Tottenham.

12. What position does Brady play in?
(a) Wing.
(b) Midfield.
(c) Full-back.
(d) Striker.

13. What is the title of the first chapter in this section?
(a) Welcome to England.
(b) My Ankle.
(c) No Apolgy Necessary.
(d) Gus Caesar.

14. What team does Nick start watching as well as Arsenal?
(a) Cambridge Utd.
(b) Bristol Rovers.
(c) Bristol City.
(d) Oxford Utd.

15. What does Nick say he cheers during the West Ham Arsenal game?
(a) A bad foul.
(b) An own goal.
(c) A red card.
(d) A streaker.

Short Answer Questions

1. What language does Nick teach in London?

2. What is Nick working to become at the end of this section?

3. Who does Nick apologize on behalf of in this section?

4. Which of Nick's friends is even more fanatical about football than Nick?

5. What does Nick realize about himself in comparison to the other Arsenal players?

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