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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Jan drive Henry to?
(a) The train station.
(b) The Greyhound station.
(c) The police station.
(d) The fire station.

2. What does the Yellow Cab Company require as part of its application process?
(a) Blood testing.
(b) IQ test.
(c) Drug testing.
(d) Fingerprinting.

3. What does Henry say he looks like as he emerges in great pain from the bathroom?
(a) A cat.
(b) An orangutan.
(c) A gorilla.
(d) A squirrel.

4. What excites Henry about Jan?
(a) Her sense of fun.
(b) Her meaness and hostility.
(c) Her intelligence.
(d) Her energy.

5. Where does Mary Lou have sex with Bud?
(a) The pool room.
(b) The mens' room.
(c) The library.
(d) The Ladies' room.

6. What does Mrs. Adams say Henry needs?
(a) A nice lady.
(b) A dog.
(c) A good job.
(d) His own house.

7. What does Henry say he thinks of as a second home?
(a) A local bakers.
(b) A gas station.
(c) A local bar.
(d) An auto parts warehouse.

8. What does Endicot do for a living?
(a) Sells books.
(b) Writes.
(c) Sells real estate.
(d) Acts.

9. What does Henry's boss at the automobile company order him not to do at work?
(a) Drink.
(b) Tell jokes.
(c) Shout.
(d) Smoke.

10. What does Henry use to clean the sidewalk?
(a) A cloth.
(b) A bucket of water.
(c) A hose.
(d) A mop.

11. What does Henry say he wants to ride towards a virginal fourteen-year-old?
(a) An ostrich.
(b) A camel.
(c) A horse.
(d) A goat.

12. What is Jan's role at the Durham hotel?
(a) Waitress.
(b) Receptionist.
(c) Cook.
(d) Chambermaid.

13. What kind of car does Mary Lou drive?
(a) A Limousine.
(b) A Vector.
(c) A Ford.
(d) A Cadillac.

14. Where does Henry see a job ad?
(a) A clothing store.
(b) A hotel.
(c) A restaurant.
(d) A cafe.

15. What part of Henry's body is itching in this section?
(a) His feet.
(b) His ears.
(c) His hair.
(d) His crotch.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Herman Barnes' role at The Times?

2. What is the name of Henry's boss at the Yellow Cab Company?

3. What does Henry send Jan out to buy?

4. What does Henry like to bet on?

5. What is the name of Henry's new boss?

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