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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is Mrs. Whiting's crippled daughter?
(a) Connie
(b) Candice
(c) Cindy
(d) Camille

2. Who is Miles taking to the event?
(a) Tick
(b) Cindy Whiting
(c) Janine
(d) Max

3. Walt is ________________ older than Janine.
(a) 20 years
(b) 15 years
(c) 5 years
(d) 10 years

4. Why is Max not allowed in the rectory?
(a) He is not Catholic
(b) He breaks statues
(c) He takes things
(d) He spills drinks

5. Where did Miles and Tick go on vacation?
(a) Las Vegas
(b) Orlando
(c) Acapulco
(d) Martha's Vineyard

6. Which of the following is not a primal urge according to Janine?
(a) Eat
(b) Kill your pain-in-the-ass mother
(c) Create art
(d) Fuck

7. Where does the staff of the Enterprise Grill go after a good night at work?
(a) The Lantern's Glow
(b) The Lighthouse
(c) The Lamplighter
(d) The Barnsider

8. Who is Candace?
(a) Tick's partner in art class
(b) Tick's sister
(c) Tick's mother
(d) Tick's best friend

9. What does Miles think David grows at his house?
(a) Marijuana
(b) Tomatoes
(c) Green beans
(d) Watermelons

10. What literary technique does Miles try to help Cindy to understand?
(a) Alliteration
(b) Onomatopoeia
(c) Metaphor
(d) Simile

11. What does Tick do when Candace cuts herself with an Exacto knife?
(a) Faints
(b) Puts pressure on the wound
(c) Calls 911
(d) Screams

12. What is Father Tom's favorite word?
(a) Peckerhead
(b) Nimrod
(c) Pissant
(d) Perve

13. What animal does Tick paint in her dream painting?
(a) Horse
(b) Bear
(c) Dog
(d) Snake

14. What is the nickname for Walt Comeau?
(a) An Accident Waiting to Happen
(b) The Silver Fox
(c) The Silver-Tongued Devil
(d) A Walking Hemorrhoid

15. What does Zack break in the cafeteria?
(a) A soda machine
(b) A chair
(c) A tray of glasses
(d) His plate

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Janine end up writing on the napkin?

2. Who meets Miles and his mother when they arrive at their vacation destination?

3. What is the nickname for the rectory at St. Catherine's Church?

4. What do Mrs. Whiting's daughter and Miles share?

5. Where had Cindy taken Miles yesterday after the game?

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