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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What personage appears to most children contacted by extraterrestrials?
(a) A large blue man.
(b) A lady in a blue light.
(c) A lady in a silver bubble.
(d) A little green man.

2. What is a synchronicity?
(a) An energy crossroads.
(b) An unexpected visitor.
(c) A lucky coincidence.
(d) A gateway to another dimension.

3. Who taught that normal consciousness is self-created delusion?
(a) Buddha.
(b) Shiva.
(c) Mohammed.
(d) Jesus Christ.

4. What did the author first learn about from Michael Horowitz?
(a) Starseed transmissions.
(b) Emperor Norton.
(c) Sufism.
(d) Rasputin's teachings.

5. What Jungian archetype is seen in leprechauns, Peter Pan, and Mr. Spock?
(a) Don Juan.
(b) Mullah Nasrudin.
(c) Coyote.
(d) Mescalito.

6. What professional group does Timothy Leary say has experienced mystical spiritual experiences?
(a) Nurses.
(b) Policemen.
(c) Government officials.
(d) Astronauts.

7. What Greek goddess do the Discordians worship?
(a) Athena.
(b) Eris.
(c) Demeter.
(d) Persephone.

8. What does Timothy Leary believe should replace the model of psychologist and patient?
(a) Adept and client.
(b) Guru and apprentice.
(c) Research team.
(d) Salesperson and customer.

9. Which of Wilson's 24 selves has veto power over all the others?
(a) The Shaman.
(b) The Editor.
(c) The Wizard.
(d) The Skeptic.

10. When does Robert K.G. Temple believe Earth was first visited by an advanced race?
(a) A.D. 1976.
(b) A.D. 4500.
(c) 4500 B.C.
(d) A.D. 2012.

11. What are "Dog Days"?
(a) Indian summer days.
(b) Days of excessive heat.
(c) September 8 to October 31.
(d) July 23 to September 8.

12. What is the basic Discordian sociological law?
(a) Though much is taken, much abides.
(b) What goes around comes around.
(c) The imposition of order equals the escalation of chaos.
(d) All things come to those who wait.

13. What phenomenon does Wilson claim has been verified by thousands of researchers over a period of decades?
(a) Telepathy.
(b) Telekinesis.
(c) UFO visitations.
(d) The existence of Bigfoot.

14. What secret does the author believe the Illuminati were covering up by feigned conspiracy theories?
(a) Sexual yoga practices.
(b) Astral projection.
(c) Extraterrestrial communication.
(d) Satanic connections.

15. What is the "final secret" of the Illuminati?
(a) God is in the rock.
(b) The macro is contained in the micro.
(c) You don't know you're a member until it's too late to get out.
(d) It's all a joke.

Short Answer Questions

1. What message did the entity convey to the author?

2. What is the Law of Fives?

3. Where do the Starseed Transmissions suggest humans turn to survive?

4. Why does Timothy Leary say the prison administration is like a Van Allen belt?

5. What is the scientific term for abrupt contradictions of one's understanding of reality?

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