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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In the Babylonian myth, how did Ishtar have to enter Eternity?
(a) In royal purple.
(b) Carefully.
(c) Naked.
(d) Through fiery gates.

2. What does Brad Steiger say one must have before beginning a study of the occult?
(a) An open mind.
(b) Competence in dealing with the ordinary.
(c) A healthy skepticism.
(d) A genuine desire to be informed.

3. For what was Timothy Leary arrested and imprisoned, according to the author?
(a) Publishing directions for growing marijuana.
(b) Advocating marijuana use to college students.
(c) Selling two joints of marijuana.
(d) Owning two joints of marijuana.

4. What is the slogan of the cryologists?
(a) "I'll see you again."
(b) "On to immortality."
(c) "Freeze - wait - reanimate."
(d) "It's only a matter of time."

5. What did the author first learn about from Michael Horowitz?
(a) Sufism.
(b) Starseed transmissions.
(c) Rasputin's teachings.
(d) Emperor Norton.

6. What three factors does Timothy Leary believe are critical to correct use of mind-altering drugs?
(a) Time, place, and patient.
(b) Personality, DNA, and setting.
(c) Dosage, set, and setting.
(d) Ambiance, companions, and dosage.

7. What does Timothy Leary believe those who alter their consciousness should do?
(a) Relax and enjoy it.
(b) Seek the purpose.
(c) Sleep more.
(d) Drop out of human interaction.

8. Whose work does Timothy Leary tell the author he was hoping to complete?
(a) Horus.
(b) Merlin.
(c) Aleister Crowley.
(d) David Hilliard.

9. What planet did both a West Virginia salesman and a Washington, D.C. law student independently claim had sent them a visitor?
(a) Lanalus.
(b) Sirius.
(c) Jupiter.
(d) Uranus.

10. What phenomenon did Freud call "projection?"
(a) Attributing our characteristics to others.
(b) Sending telepathic messages.
(c) Seeing what we expect to see.
(d) Sending our essence into the void.

11. What does Timothy Leary believe should replace the model of psychologist and patient?
(a) Salesperson and customer.
(b) Research team.
(c) Guru and apprentice.
(d) Adept and client.

12. What is the basic Discordian sociological law?
(a) The imposition of order equals the escalation of chaos.
(b) What goes around comes around.
(c) All things come to those who wait.
(d) Though much is taken, much abides.

13. How many Starseed Transmissions were given to the four receivers?
(a) Twenty.
(b) Ninety.
(c) Ten.
(d) Nineteen.

14. Who communicated with Aleister Crowley's wife Rose via extrasensory perception?
(a) Nuit.
(b) Horus.
(c) Kohoutek.
(d) Aiwass.

15. Who taught that normal consciousness is self-created delusion?
(a) Jesus Christ.
(b) Buddha.
(c) Shiva.
(d) Mohammed.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who founded the religion of Discordianism?

2. What did Dr. Wilhelm Reich teach was Public Health Problem Number One?

3. What does the author claim that marijuana enabled him to do?

4. What secret does the author believe the Illuminati were covering up by feigned conspiracy theories?

5. What did African tribesmen know about Sirius before scientists had telescopes?

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