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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Wilson contend the War on Drugs brought about?
(a) An increase in public awareness of drug use.
(b) An increase in curiosity about drugs.
(c) An increase in crime and mental illness.
(d) An increase in drug trafficking.

2. What planet did both a West Virginia salesman and a Washington, D.C. law student independently claim had sent them a visitor?
(a) Lanalus.
(b) Jupiter.
(c) Sirius.
(d) Uranus.

3. Who dictated the Book of the Law to Aleister Crowley?
(a) Aiwass.
(b) Nuit.
(c) Horus.
(d) Kohoutek.

4. In the Babylonian myth, how did Ishtar have to enter Eternity?
(a) Through fiery gates.
(b) Carefully.
(c) Naked.
(d) In royal purple.

5. From what does yoga free the mind?
(a) Misunderstanding.
(b) Apathy.
(c) Conditioned perception.
(d) Sluggishness.

6. What constellation contains the dog star Sirius?
(a) Orion.
(b) Ursa Major.
(c) Gemini.
(d) Phoenix.

7. Why did Luna believe such experiences did not occur in the author's presence?
(a) Such things happen only to the young.
(b) The author manifested selective attention.
(c) Such things happen only around those that believe.
(d) Such things happen only to those in need of instruction.

8. What is the common response when famous people claim extraterrestrial communication?
(a) They receive lucrative book contracts.
(b) Their sanity is called into question.
(c) They are interviews on the news.
(d) Nobody pays any attention.

9. What is QUIP?
(a) The Querulous Invisibility Principle.
(b) The Quick Irradiating Principle.
(c) The Quantum Inseparability Principle.
(d) The Quietly Investigating Paradigm.

10. What percentage of prisoners in Timothy Leary's rehabilitation project were able to stay out of prison?
(a) 50%.
(b) 20%.
(c) 15%.
(d) 80%.

11. Who does the author experience as a "past life"?
(a) A Sufi priest.
(b) An Egyptian ruler.
(c) A grand master of the Bavarian Illuminati.
(d) A Babylonian prince.

12. How many neurological circuits does Timothy Leary believe human beings have?
(a) Four.
(b) Eight.
(c) Twenty-three.
(d) Five.

13. What secret does the author believe the Illuminati were covering up by feigned conspiracy theories?
(a) Satanic connections.
(b) Extraterrestrial communication.
(c) Sexual yoga practices.
(d) Astral projection.

14. According to the author, his data is in direct conflict with what?
(a) Science fiction.
(b) Religion.
(c) Science.
(d) Common sense.

15. What unusual affiliations does the author learn Father Hidalgo held in San Miguel de Allende?
(a) Father Hidalgo was both Mexican and American.
(b) Father Hidalgo was both a Jesuit and a Mason.
(c) Father Hidalgo was both a Discordian and a Jesuit.
(d) Father Hidalgo was both a Jesuit and an extraterrestrial.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the Book of the Law say is "the whole of the law"?

2. What phenomenon did Freud call "projection?"

3. Why does the author ban the word "I" from his conversation for one week?

4. What did African tribesmen know about Sirius before scientists had telescopes?

5. What government building is sacred to Discordians?

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