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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How much does Jim pay the cab driver?
(a) More than three times the meter.
(b) Less than the meter because the driver is so slow.
(c) Nothing, he runs off without paying.
(d) One hundred dollars in coins.

2. What is Holly's knockout punch?
(a) The windmill.
(b) Her cooking.
(c) Getting drunk.
(d) Her powers of seduction.

3. Why is Bernice concerned about Holly?
(a) She looks like she hasn't slept in weeks.
(b) She has stopped eating her pancakes.
(c) Bernice thinks that she will skip on the bill.
(d) Holly is talking to herself in public.

4. What does Holly think will crack her spine?
(a) A heavy jacket.
(b) A valise full of woman's makeup.
(c) A musical instrument.
(d) A traincase full of face cream.

5. Why can Holly not use the Department of Motor Vehicles to find Jim's street address?
(a) It is illegal.
(b) She cannot afford the fee.
(c) The DMV is not yet open.
(d) Jim's name is not genuine.

6. What is unusual about Jim's latest windmill dream?
(a) The appearance of his parents.
(b) The appearance of Holly.
(c) It has come again too soon.
(d) The windmill is on fire.

7. Who finally stops to help?
(a) A station wagon full of luggage.
(b) A black car with red flames.
(c) A family of three in a motor home.
(d) A large truck.

8. Where is Jim almost shot by the biker's second shot?
(a) In the chest.
(b) On the right side of his face.
(c) Above the left knee.
(d) Right between the eyes.

9. Why has Jim had so few women in his life?
(a) He finds them too intelligent and boring.
(b) He is not physically attracted to women.
(c) He thinks they laugh too much.
(d) He has never been smooth with them.

10. What trait do Portlanders share?
(a) A love of roses.
(b) A charming smugness.
(c) An ability to communicate with the earth.
(d) A dislike of New York.

11. What is Jim the best in the world at?
(a) Writing poetry.
(b) Stunt car driving.
(c) Tae Kwon Do.
(d) Saying nothing at the right time.

12. What unusual fact about Jim does Holly uncover?
(a) He could be related to a senator.
(b) He has won the lottery.
(c) His wife has given birth to quadruplets.
(d) His real name is James.

13. How do Jim's colorful clothes affect Holly's pursuit?
(a) She must stay right behind him.
(b) He is camouflaged by other tourists.
(c) They have no effect.
(d) She can keep her distance.

14. Where does Jim go for fresh air?
(a) Onto the balcony.
(b) Into the shower.
(c) Into the refrigerator.
(d) To the supermarket.

15. What is Eddie wearing when Holly meets him?
(a) Nothing but a smile.
(b) Butt hugging white shorts.
(c) High-heeled sandals.
(d) Spandex shorts.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which desert is Jim driving through?

2. What has unmatchable purity?

3. What can Jim do better than Eddie?

4. Whose face does Holly unexpectedly see in her thoughts during landing?

5. What is Jim's greatest fear as the plane tries to land?

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