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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Holly use as an excuse not to leave?
(a) A second serve of the omelette.
(b) Cleaning the dishes.
(c) Needing the bathroom.
(d) Another beer.

2. What type of people does Holly despise?
(a) Those that cannot see the humour of their situation.
(b) Hippies.
(c) People who lack intelligence.
(d) Those that pity themselves.

3. How do the passenger's react to the impending bad landing?
(a) They conduct an inflight mass.
(b) People get out of their seats demanding answers.
(c) They all scream in fear.
(d) They are surprisingly quiet.

4. What has a bonding effect on strangers?
(a) A common odour.
(b) A bottle of wine.
(c) The closeness of airplane seating.
(d) The imminence of death.

5. What reason does Holly give for her gluttony in the bakery?
(a) She has a fast metabolism.
(b) She has not eaten all morning.
(c) She is addicted to pastries.
(d) She eats when she is horny.

6. What does Jim find in his attic?
(a) Spiders and wasps.
(b) A flashlight.
(c) A revolver.
(d) The Enemy.

7. Who regularly snores in the office?
(a) The lazy maintenance man.
(b) George Fintel.
(c) Holly.
(d) Tommy Weeks.

8. What is unusual about Jim's latest windmill dream?
(a) The appearance of Holly.
(b) The appearance of his parents.
(c) It has come again too soon.
(d) The windmill is on fire.

9. Where is Jim almost shot by the biker's second shot?
(a) In the chest.
(b) Right between the eyes.
(c) On the right side of his face.
(d) Above the left knee.

10. Which child is in danger?
(a) The boy with violet eyes.
(b) The boy in a summery white dress.
(c) The girl with sandy hair.
(d) The girl with jade green eyes.

11. Whose face does Holly unexpectedly see in her thoughts during landing?
(a) Her first love Lenny.
(b) Her favourite teacher Mrs. Rooney.
(c) Her old best friend Lori Clugar.
(d) Jim Ironheart.

12. Which superhero does Thaddeus liken Jim to?
(a) Captain America.
(b) Superman.
(c) Spongebob Squarepants.
(d) Batman.

13. What is chained to the roof of the motor home?
(a) Lisa the wife.
(b) A Harley Davidson.
(c) Suzie the daughter.
(d) A pump action shotgun.

14. What physical proof does Holly have that her nightmare is real?
(a) A wound in the back of her neck.
(b) Wounds on her sides.
(c) Footprints of the boogeyman at her door.
(d) The wall is full of cracks.

15. Which member of the flight crew has issues with Jim's presence?
(a) First Officer Anilov.
(b) Captain Sleighton Delbaugh.
(c) Flight Instructor Yankowski.
(d) Engineer Chris Lodden.

Short Answer Questions

1. What surprises Holly about Jim's house?

2. What does Jim compare Susie's skin to?

3. Why is there no escape towards the rear of the aircraft after the crash?

4. Why did Jim stop teaching?

5. What is the time difference between Boston and Portland?

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