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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What animal does Jim compare Holly to as they lie on his bed?
(a) A bulldog.
(b) A dragon.
(c) A rattlesnake.
(d) An albino cat.

2. What does Jim mistake Holly for?
(a) Someone afraid of flying.
(b) The flight stewardess.
(c) A terrorist.
(d) Christine Dubrovek.

3. Which member of the flight crew has issues with Jim's presence?
(a) Captain Sleighton Delbaugh.
(b) Engineer Chris Lodden.
(c) First Officer Anilov.
(d) Flight Instructor Yankowski.

4. What is Christine's special skill?
(a) Ricotta cheesecake.
(b) Making matches.
(c) Matchmaking.
(d) Flying.

5. How do the passenger's react to the impending bad landing?
(a) They all scream in fear.
(b) They conduct an inflight mass.
(c) People get out of their seats demanding answers.
(d) They are surprisingly quiet.

6. Which superhero does Thaddeus liken Jim to?
(a) Spongebob Squarepants.
(b) Batman.
(c) Captain America.
(d) Superman.

7. Why does the earth not speak to us?
(a) Humans are not worth talking to.
(b) It is too busy talking to the trees.
(c) We are not intelligent enough.
(d) It is angry that we use trees for building houses.

8. What is chained to the roof of the motor home?
(a) A pump action shotgun.
(b) A Harley Davidson.
(c) Lisa the wife.
(d) Suzie the daughter.

9. How does Holly find Jim's address?
(a) By checking the details of lottery winners in the OC.
(b) She discovers it by accident while driving.
(c) She applies for it at the DMV.
(d) By checking real estate transactions in OC.

10. Whose face does Holly unexpectedly see in her thoughts during landing?
(a) Jim Ironheart.
(b) Her old best friend Lori Clugar.
(c) Her favourite teacher Mrs. Rooney.
(d) Her first love Lenny.

11. Where does Holly suggest Elvis lives?
(a) An underground section of Graceland.
(b) On Mars.
(c) In a forest of the Amazon.
(d) The outback of Australia.

12. What relatives does Jim still have?
(a) Grandparents in Santa Barbara.
(b) An uncle in Vegas.
(c) An aunty in the Santa Ynez Valley.
(d) A couple of cousins in Akron.

13. How much does Jim pay the cab driver?
(a) One hundred dollars in coins.
(b) More than three times the meter.
(c) Less than the meter because the driver is so slow.
(d) Nothing, he runs off without paying.

14. Where is the windmill in Jim's dream?
(a) On his uncle's cornfield.
(b) Nearby a pond at his parent's cottage.
(c) On his grandparent's farm.
(d) Inbetween two mountains in the Mojave.

15. What is Jim afraid of?
(a) Flying.
(b) The mean looking clerk who serves him at the airport.
(c) People noticing how tense he is.
(d) What was waiting for him in Portland.

Short Answer Questions

1. What type of people does Holly despise?

2. Why does Holly keep her desk so tidy?

3. What does Holly use to hide in the ticket line?

4. Why has Jim had so few women in his life?

5. What does Jim compare Susie's skin to?

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