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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter One.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator tells the nurse she confused the hospital ward for ______________.
(a) An airport.
(b) A cemetery.
(c) A taxi rank.
(d) A greyhound terminal.

2. Where does Barney say his luck is?
(a) Behind his ear.
(b) In the bookies.
(c) Under his bed.
(d) In his pants.

3. What does Barney say the narrator is instead of a child?
(a) A midget.
(b) An alien.
(c) A young adult.
(d) A dwarf.

4. What kind of suit has Morey worn to the hospital?
(a) A zoot suit.
(b) An Italian suit.
(c) A single breast suit.
(d) A double breast suit.

5. How does Barney say they would have traveled to San Francisco?
(a) On motorcycle.
(b) In a greyhound bus.
(c) In a train.
(d) In a limo.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is stamped on the plastic front of Barney's lucky charm?

2. What are mobile junk heaps?

3. How has Morey distracted the nurse at the desk?

4. How is the narrator helping out Moe?

5. With whom does Barney want the narrator to live?

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