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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Samantha consider going to Smut Salon?
(a) She does not consider going.
(b) So she can tell Ava about it later.
(c) To make fun of the Bunnies.
(d) To make friends with the Bunnies.

2. What song did Samantha and Rob dance to at a cast party in high school?
(a) "Slave to Love."
(b) "Thriller."
(c) "Vogue."
(d) "1999."

3. What do the Bunnies tell Samantha about seeing Rob's head explode?
(a) It was all an act.
(b) It was all a dream.
(c) It did not really happen.
(d) It really happened.

4. What do Jonah and Samantha have in common?
(a) They are from California.
(b) They went to state schools for undergrad.
(c) They are gay.
(d) They are Christian.

5. Who used to ask Samantha to drink Scotch in the middle of the day?
(a) Creepy Doll.
(b) The Lion.
(c) Fosco.
(d) Ava.

6. Who did Samantha dance with at a cast party in high school?
(a) Rob Valencia.
(b) Alice.
(c) Creepy Doll.
(d) Ava.

7. What is Vignette's real name?
(a) Vanilla.
(b) Veronica.
(c) Virginia.
(d) Victoria.

8. What is the narrator's name?
(a) Sarah.
(b) Samantha.
(c) Stacy.
(d) Sona.

9. Who do Samantha and Ava look for at their dance class every week?
(a) Diego.
(b) Jonah.
(c) Max.
(d) Boyfriends.

10. What do the Bunnies call Jonah?
(a) Psycho Jonah.
(b) Crazy Jonah.
(c) Weirdo Jonah.
(d) Creepy Jonah.

11. Who does the narrator hate at the beginning of the book?
(a) Her mother.
(b) Her father.
(c) The Bunnies.
(d) Jonah.

12. Why did Samantha's mother receive concerned phone calls from her teachers?
(a) Samantha would talk back to her teachers.
(b) Samantha would skip class.
(c) Samantha wrote disturbing stories.
(d) Samantha hit other children.

13. What degree is the narrator pursuing?
(a) A PhD.
(b) A BA.
(c) An MFA.
(d) A BS.

14. What does Samantha tell the Bunnies about Rob Valencia?
(a) He was a great actor in high school.
(b) He was a terrible actor in high school.
(c) He was weird in high school.
(d) She hooked up with him in high school.

15. What is Pinkie Pie?
(a) A band.
(b) A diner.
(c) A movie.
(d) A plastic pony.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who did Rob take to prom?

2. Who attends a school event with the narrator?

3. When did Sam first meet Vignette?

4. What is Cupcake's real name?

5. What does Samantha consider her most prolific writing period?

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