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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Whiskers, where is the Lurex Avenger going?
(a) To the city of sin.
(b) To the town of her birth.
(c) To the tops of the mountains.
(d) To the clouds.

2. What are the priests doing in Chapter 32?
(a) Making their beds.
(b) Praying.
(c) Reading out loud from the Bible.
(d) Playing football.

3. How old is Father Bernard in Patrick's story in Chapter 32?
(a) Nineteen.
(b) Twenty-One.
(c) Twenty.
(d) Eighteen.

4. In Chapter 50, how does Patrick leave the police station?
(a) With a police escort.
(b) With the help of a newspaper reporter.
(c) By running.
(d) By force.

5. What does Patrick confess to Louise in Chapter 31?
(a) The truth about his parents.
(b) His fear of the dark.
(c) The truth about his relationship with Terence.
(d) His hatred of eggs.

6. What does Patrick do with all the clothes he wore as a prostitute?
(a) Saves them.
(b) Donates them.
(c) Sells them.
(d) Burns them.

7. What does Patrick want to do when he finds out Terence won't be his doctor anymore?
(a) He wants to burn his stories.
(b) He wants to beat up Terence.
(c) He wants to know why.
(d) He wants to find a new doctor quickly.

8. What does the family smell in Chapter 44?
(a) Potpourri.
(b) Dinner.
(c) Manure.
(d) Chanel No. 19.

9. Who is Patrick in Chapter 44?
(a) A father.
(b) A super hero.
(c) A folk singer.
(d) A villain.

10. In the beginning of Chapter 53 Patrick assures himself of what?
(a) That he is loved.
(b) That he is beautiful.
(c) That he is a woman.
(d) That he is worthy.

11. At the end of Chapter 53, what bothers Patrick?
(a) He misses Irwin.
(b) Brendan doesn't notice him.
(c) The price of drinks went up.
(d) Brendan turned him down.

12. What does Patrick get Charlie to keep her company?
(a) A cat.
(b) A journal.
(c) A dog.
(d) A picture of himself.

13. What does Patrick do to Vicky at the end of Chapter 47?
(a) Stabs him.
(b) Kills him.
(c) Kisses him.
(d) Slaps him.

14. What do Horse and his friends buy Irwin at the bar?
(a) Pints of beer.
(b) Whiskey and soda.
(c) Shots of vodka.
(d) His own barstool.

15. What name does Patrick give himself as leader of the IRA group in Chapter 39?
(a) Pussy Patsy.
(b) Paddy Patsy.
(c) Paddy Pussy.
(d) Patio Pat.

Short Answer Questions

1. As a client of Patrick's, what do Vernon like to do?

2. What is the root of Patrick's anger in Chapter 54?

3. What does Patrick buy in Tyreelin?

4. Whom does Patrick fall in love with in Chapter 52?

5. What does the caption in the paper say about Patrick in Chapter 38?

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