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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the maid squeeze the orange juice into?
(a) A saucer
(b) A wine glass
(c) A chilled goblet
(d) The young wife's mouth

2. How long does the young wife practice for?
(a) Ten hours
(b) Five hours
(c) Seven hours
(d) Three hours

3. Where does her husband live?
(a) Paris
(b) Avignon
(c) Brittany
(d) Calais

4. How big does the young wife say the opal on her ring is?
(a) As big as a pigeon's egg
(b) As big as a coffee bean
(c) As big as a pin pong ball
(d) As big as an eyeball

5. What flower does the young wife compare her husband to?
(a) A lily
(b) A fox glove
(c) A rose
(d) A daffodil

6. What had the young wife's mother disposed of on her eighteenth birthday?
(a) A herd of charging elephants
(b) A man-eating lion
(c) Her husband
(d) A man-eating tiger

7. How does the young wife describe her husband's movements?
(a) Robotic
(b) Like a ballet dance
(c) Slow like a neandrathal
(d) Coarse and vulgar

8. What opera had the young wife heard her husband's first wife sing?
(a) Phantom of the Opera
(b) Tristan
(c) Magic Flute
(d) Isolde

9. Who is on the telephone?
(a) The husband's agent from New York
(b) The wife's mother
(c) Her husband's mistress
(d) A prank caller

10. What does the young wife say flashes in the light?
(a) A severed hand
(b) The iron maiden
(c) The fire opal
(d) Her husbands face

11. Who does the young wife say used to tie red ribbons around their necks?
(a) The libertines
(b) Murderers
(c) Playwrights
(d) The aristos

12. How does the young wife know it is nearly time for her husband to leave?
(a) She can hear the tide drawing back
(b) She can hear the driver start the car
(c) She can feel his impatience
(d) She can see he will be late for his plane

13. What does the young wife decide to do to keep her husband away?
(a) Lock the doors
(b) Call the police
(c) Play the piano
(d) Sing

14. Where was the husband's last wife from?
(a) Bulgaria
(b) Romainia
(c) Czechoslovakia
(d) USA

15. How does the young wife say the crowd in the foyer parted?
(a) Like wooden huge creaking church doors
(b) Like heaven's gates
(c) Like the red sea
(d) With love and respect

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the husband say is the greatest part of pleasure?

2. What can the young wife see the outline of?

3. Where do the couple hold their wedding?

4. What does the house keeper bring the young wife?

5. What does the young wife say is the worst thing about the Opera singer?

(see the answer keys)

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