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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Beatrice tell Bonnie is her speciality in the story "G" when Bonnie complains that Beatrice waited a long time to tell her she was leaving?
(a) The French exit.
(b) The sea swim.
(c) The picking dance.
(d) The robards.

2. Where is the most reliable calculator for BMI in the story "G"?
(a) CDC.gov.
(b) The Health Blog.
(c) The doctor's office.
(d) The Window Blog.

3. Who does Beatrice's ex-boyfriend tell her to stop being friends with because it is not good for her in the long run in the story "G"?
(a) Riki.
(b) Helen.
(c) Ben.
(d) Bonnie.

4. What does Adam say his mother used to say about the narrator in "Oranges"?
(a) She would make racist comments about the narrator.
(b) She would praise the narrator.
(c) She would never mention the narrator.
(d) She would say the narrator would never have kids.

5. What does Beatrice say you win when you play stupid games in the story "G"?
(a) Regard from your mother.
(b) Stupid prizes.
(c) Points.
(d) Your own esteem.

6. How do you take G?
(a) Through a needle.
(b) Crushed and snorted.
(c) With food.
(d) With water.

7. How long does it take before people start feeling the effects of G?
(a) 15 hours.
(b) One day.
(c) 30 minutes.
(d) 2 hours.

8. In "Los Angeles," what does the house have a view of?
(a) The bay.
(b) The Hills.
(c) The bridge.
(d) The lake.

9. What does Beatrice knock a bottle of over in the story "G"?
(a) Shampoo.
(b) Liquor.
(c) Chanel No. 5.
(d) Nail polish.

10. What is making love with a yeti like in the story "Yeti Lovemaking"?
(a) Angry.
(b) Suspicious.
(c) Always wonderful.
(d) Painful at first.

11. Where did Aaron and the narrator of "Los Angeles" first meet?
(a) As neighbors.
(b) A taqueria.
(c) A church.
(d) College.

12. When do Bonnie and Beatrice first meet in the story "G"?
(a) College.
(b) High school.
(c) Elementary school.
(d) Middle school.

13. What is the background of the narrator's ex-boyfriend in "Yeti Lovemaking"?
(a) He is British.
(b) He is Australian.
(c) He is Chinese.
(d) He comes from an "exhausting" Germanic line.

14. Who contacts the narrator in "Oranges" to ask about Adam?
(a) Riki.
(b) Christine.
(c) Ellen.
(d) Jennifer.

15. Where does the narrator meet the yeti in the story "Yeti Lovemaking"?
(a) A wine bar.
(b) He is her neighbor.
(c) College.
(d) At the bank.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does the narrator follow Adam in "Oranges"?

2. What does the narrator think makes her ex-boyfriend call her again in the story "Yeti Lovemaking"?

3. What happens to the narrator's fingers the first time she touches the yeti's fur in "Yeti Lovemaking"?

4. What does Beatrice say the world does when you are invisible in "G"?

5. What does Adam often cook in "Oranges"?

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