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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How do the Bedwetters feel about having to crawl on the catwalks of the buffalo pens?
(a) Excited.
(b) Frightened.
(c) Depressed.
(d) Apathetic.

2. What do the five remaining Bedwetters find so ridiculous about the state agents' attire?
(a) Their vests.
(b) Their shoes.
(c) Their gloves.
(d) Their hats.

3. Where do the Bedwetters rinse the blood off their clothes before climbing onto the catwalk?
(a) At a nearby pond.
(b) In the field, using their water bottles.
(c) In the reserve bathrooms.
(d) They do not rinse off the blood.

4. After his story about the piranha, what does Cotton accuse Teft of doing?
(a) Driving in circles.
(b) Lying to him about the truck.
(c) Driving them too close to the ranger's house.
(d) Stealing the buffalo head.

5. When they reach the final fence, how do the Bedwetters let out their nervousness and excitement?
(a) By laughing.
(b) By bumping.
(c) By hollering.
(d) By singing.

6. Who do the Bedwetters imagine seeing them as they herd the buffalo toward the final fence?
(a) Their parents.
(b) Hippies.
(c) Counselors.
(d) Angels.

7. What was the success of the aforementioned Bar Mitzvah?
(a) It was traditional, and nothing of note happened.
(b) It was a complete and utter disaster.
(c) It was extremely boring and most of the guests left unfed.
(d) It raised thousands of dollars for the camper's college fund.

8. Who recommended Box Canyon Boys' Camp to Teft's father?
(a) The school psychologist.
(b) The headmistress of his school.
(c) The paperboy.
(d) The head of the police department.

9. How many gates must the Bedwetters open to free the buffalo from their pens?
(a) One.
(b) Four.
(c) Two.
(d) Three.

10. How fast are the Bedwetters driving as they reach the final fence?
(a) 2 MPH.
(b) 5 MPH.
(c) 15 MPH.
(d) 30 MPH.

11. What method of lottery does Lally One suggest to determine which of them will climb onto the catwalk?
(a) Drawing straws.
(b) Casting lots.
(c) Arm wrestling.
(d) Rock, Paper, Scissors.

12. When the Bedwetters recount the buffalo, how many calves have joined the herd?
(a) Two.
(b) One.
(c) Three.
(d) Four.

13. How does Cotton finally open the final fence?
(a) By punching in the correct code.
(b) By locating the gate switch.
(c) By driving the truck through it.
(d) By kicking his way through the barbed wire.

14. How does Cotton hold the buffalo in position while he figures out how to tackle the fence?
(a) He doesn't - he lets the buffalo roam free.
(b) By shouting at them to "Stay put!"
(c) By spreading out the hay.
(d) By honking the car horn.

15. Before setting out for their quest, when was the last time the Bedwetters had visited the buffalo reserve?
(a) The month before.
(b) The day before.
(c) The week before.
(d) That day.

Short Answer Questions

1. At the end of the foot race, by how many minutes did the Bedwetters beat the Apaches?

2. How quickly did the Apaches believe they could beat the Bedwetters in a foot race?

3. How do the Bedwetters feel about having to lead the buffalo to the fence, with only inches between them and the massive animals?

4. How many of the Bedwetters are injured when the buffalo stampede back into their pen, crushing the pen wall?

5. Who brings the alcohol to the buffalo reserve?

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