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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. At which national landmark did the Bedwetters win the Apache buffalo head trophy?
(a) Mount Rushmore.
(b) The Grand Canyon.
(c) Yellowstone National Park.
(d) Old Faithful.

2. What surprising discovery does Teft make about his truck after releasing the buffalo?
(a) That the keys were in the ignition the whole time.
(b) That its tires are flat.
(c) That it's engine has blown.
(d) That there is $1,000 in the glove box.

3. Which of the Bedwetters bonds most closely with the buffalo, speaking softly to them as they travel?
(a) Lally Two.
(b) Lally One.
(c) Teft.
(d) Shecker.

4. What does Lally Two accidentally leave behind at the buffalo reserve when he climbs aboard the truck?
(a) The buffalo head trophy.
(b) His radio.
(c) His pillow.
(d) The rifle.

5. How many of the Bedwetters are injured when the buffalo stampede back into their pen, crushing the pen wall?
(a) Two.
(b) Three.
(c) One.
(d) The wall does not collapse, and none of the boys are injured.

6. Which of the Bedwetters had a Bar Mitzvah before coming to summer camp?
(a) Teft.
(b) Shecker.
(c) Cotton.
(d) Goodenow.

7. What was the name of the pet piranha?
(a) Joey.
(b) Hank.
(c) Ralph.
(d) Arnold.

8. How do the Bedwetters feel about having to lead the buffalo to the fence, with only inches between them and the massive animals?
(a) They are terrified.
(b) They are confused.
(c) They are apathetic.
(d) They are excited.

9. Which of the following farm animals was Lally Two terrified of when he first arrived at camp?
(a) Cows.
(b) Horses.
(c) Pigs.
(d) Sheep.

10. When the Bedwetters recount the buffalo, how many calves have joined the herd?
(a) Four.
(b) Two.
(c) One.
(d) Three.

11. How did Teft manage to live his life as a petty thief without going to jail?
(a) His father covered up the crimes.
(b) His mother took the blame for all his actions.
(c) The police in his home town didn't prosecute theft valued under $500.
(d) He never stole more than would be missed by his victims.

12. What do the five remaining Bedwetters find so ridiculous about the state agents' attire?
(a) Their hats.
(b) Their vests.
(c) Their shoes.
(d) Their gloves.

13. How did Wheaties feel about the foot race against the Apaches?
(a) He was proud.
(b) He was apathetic.
(c) He was disgusted.
(d) He was intimidated.

14. After releasing the buffalo, why does Teft shoot his rifle?
(a) To snap some wire.
(b) He accidentally misfires.
(c) To warn the Bedwetters that trouble is coming.
(d) To stop a buffalo from attacking Lally Two.

15. Why doesn't Cotton celebrate the buffaloes release?
(a) Because he is too exhausted.
(b) Because he doesn't believe the buffalo are truly free yet.
(c) Because he is afraid of waking the reserve owner.
(d) Because he thinks celebration is for children.

Short Answer Questions

1. What lie did the Bedwetters tell on the day they successfully stole all five of the summer camp trophies?

2. Where was the alcohol stolen from?

3. What method of lottery does Lally One suggest to determine which of them will climb onto the catwalk?

4. Where did Teft's relative dump the piranha when it grew too big for his aquarium?

5. How do the Bedwetters plan to lead the buffalo to the final fence?

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