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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Part 9.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Joe Slapstick tell Jim he should run the offense?
(a) Because he would make a good coach.
(b) Because Porter lost his voice.
(c) Because he is the team captain.
(d) Because Porter is too dumb.

2. When does Jim say his parents go to church?
(a) Christmas.
(b) Easter.
(c) Every Sunday.
(d) When they are invited to weddings.

3. What does Jim say will go up in smoke every time a page in his future book gets turned?
(a) The Pentagon.
(b) Libraries.
(c) Police stations.
(d) English classes.

4. Who does Fat Eddie introduce Jim to when he arrives at his house?
(a) His cat, Cheetah.
(b) Winkie and Blinkie.
(c) His neighbor, Hal.
(d) His parents.

5. What does Rudy the foreman do after he chases Jim to the ramp at Yankee Stadium?
(a) Demands he appologize to the fans.
(b) Tells him he will be permanently on popcorn duty.
(c) Rips off his badge and orders him to get the ice cream.
(d) Suggests they sit down and discuss what happened.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Jim suggest as an alternative to speeches at the marches?

2. What does Jim bring on the train uptown to break his boredom?

3. Why does Jim suspect the three men in trench coats are narcotics cops, not basketball scouts?

4. How does the school nurse solve most ailments, according to Jim?

5. Who beats Jim up at the Bucket of Blood?

(see the answer key)

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