2. How does Dave secure the apartment he wants to move into?
(a) He pays a large deposit
(b) He pays a year's rent up front
(c) He takes the landlord out for dinner
(d) He gives the landlord his watch

3. Where did Beth find Toph's babysitter?
(a) In the newspaper
(b) At her school
(c) At work
(d) In a cafe

4. What does Dave look for when he leaves the club?
(a) Female companionship
(b) His car
(c) His wallet
(d) A quiet bar

5. What does Dave discover is missing from his pants?
(a) His keys
(b) His bank card
(c) His wallet
(d) His notebook

6. Why does Dave not have a job?
(a) He is ill
(b) He is disabled
(c) He was fired
(d) He has just graduated

7. What does Dave think the parents at the Little League games wonder about him and Toph?
(a) Where their parents are
(b) If Toph is ill
(c) If Dave is abusing Toph
(d) If Dave is Toph's father

8. What does Dave imagine the baby sitter doing to Toph?
(a) Selling him
(b) Murdering him
(c) Kidnapping him
(d) Abusing him

9. What is the name of Dave's girlfriend?
(a) Kirsten
(b) Jody
(c) Lauren
(d) Jill

10. What does Dave want women to understand about him?
(a) His goals in life
(b) His humor
(c) His circumstances
(d) His depression

11. Where are Dave's friends from?
(a) New York
(b) Seattle
(c) Illinois
(d) Los Angeles

12. Whose birthday is it in this chapter?
(a) Toph's
(b) Beth's
(c) Dave's mother
(d) Dave's

13. Why does Dave have to move out of the apartment in this chapter?
(a) The lease expires
(b) He falls out with Beth
(c) He can't pay the rent
(d) He breaks up with Kirsten

14. What lie does Dave tell a female friend about Toph?
(a) He shot a friend
(b) He wets the bed
(c) He passed entrance exams to Harvard
(d) He is a member of mensa

15. What does Dave resent in this chapter?
(a) Taking Toph to school
(b) Looking after Toph
(c) Phoning social services every morning
(d) Being the one with his parents' belongings