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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through ESP, Interior Design, Cemetery,.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What stalling games did Zippy play to keep from leaving for church on time?
(a) "I Can't Find my Other Shoe" and "I've Lost my Little Pink New Testament."
(b) "I Need Coffee Before Church."
(c) "I Need to Brush my Teeth."
(d) I Need to Feed the Dog."

2. How much did it cost to vote for the Fair Queen?
(a) It didn't cost any money to vote.
(b) A quarter.
(c) A dollar.
(d) A penny.

3. What deformity, according to Zippy's mom, was she born with that they had removed?
(a) A tail.
(b) A deformed finger.
(c) Crooked teeth.
(d) A cone-shaped head.

4. Where is the town of Mooreland, Indiana, located?
(a) North of Epileptic City.
(b) North of New Castle and east of Epileptic Village.
(c) South of New Manchester.
(d) East of Wichita.

5. What did Zippy's mom get in trouble for in Catholic School?
(a) For wearing her skirts too short.
(b) For talking back to a teacher.
(c) For skipping classes.
(d) For asking if God left when the candles went out.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Petey's rabbit do to Zippy?

2. What did the mud room at Big Dave and Debbie's house hold?

3. What was Zippy's favorite campground?

4. Why did Julie's punches hurt so much?

5. What television actor was Zippy deeply and tragically in love with?

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