2. What does Clyde want Ignatius to wear?
(a) A pirate outfit
(b) A prisoners outfit
(c) A British soldier outfit
(d) A clown costume

3. Who is pictured in the newspaper being loaded into a police car?
(a) Jones
(b) Darlene
(c) Lana Lee
(d) Ignatius

4. Who does Jones Jones say he is looking for?
(a) A queer in a cashmere sweater
(b) A boy in tight blue jeans
(c) Darlene
(d) A fat woman in a green hat

5. How many hot dogs does Ignatius say he has sold?
(a) Four
(b) Three
(c) Five
(d) One

6. From what does Mrs. Levy think that Trixie is suffering?
(a) Arthritis
(b) Diabetes
(c) Epilepsy
(d) Age psychosis

7. What does Jones say Lana is trying to dress him up like?
(a) A pimp
(b) A queer
(c) A drug dealer
(d) A plantation darkie

8. What will Mancuso happy now that he is a hero?
(a) He will be promoted.
(b) He will be a celebrity.
(c) He will get married.
(d) He will retire.

9. What does Dorian say Ignatius looks like?
(a) A Russian Tsar
(b) A Carribean pirate
(c) A Hungarian Joan of Arc
(d) A punk scholar

10. What program does Ignatius watch on television?
(a) Mighty Mouse
(b) Yogi bear
(c) The Jetsons
(d) The Flintstones

11. What happens to Ignatius in this chapter when he gets angry?
(a) He belches.
(b) He vomits.
(c) He faints.
(d) He hiccups.

12. What color scarf does Ignatius wear?
(a) Black
(b) Red
(c) Blue
(d) Orange

13. What does Ignatius want from Mancuso if he cannot have his book returned?
(a) A written critique
(b) Access to police files
(c) A job
(d) Compensation

14. Who has offered to pay Ignatius' hospital bill?
(a) Lana
(b) Clyde
(c) Claude
(d) Myrna

15. What does Ignatius cutlass make him feel like?
(a) A real man
(b) A crusader
(c) A pirate
(d) Casanova