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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are the names of the three tough women?
(a) Frieda, Betty and Liz
(b) Janis, Joan and Kimberly
(c) Betty, Jane and Georgie
(d) Frieda, Betsy and Joanna

2. Who do Dorian and Ignatius find chained to a wall?
(a) Bobby
(b) Frankie
(c) Johnny
(d) Timmy

3. What does the sign Ignatius has hung outside say?
(a) Peace to Men of Good Will
(b) Wipe Your Feet Before Passing
(c) Do Not Knock on The Door
(d) Love Is Everywhere and So It should Be

4. How long has it taken Myrna to drive to New Orleans?
(a) 25 hours
(b) 36 hours
(c) 12 hours
(d) 18 hours

5. How many hot dogs does Ignatius say he has sold?
(a) Five
(b) One
(c) Four
(d) Three

6. What name does Ignatius use to sign off in his journal?
(a) Bob
(b) Tab
(c) Dave
(d) Tam

7. With what does Ignatius threaten his mother?
(a) A scimitar
(b) A cutlass
(c) A hammer
(d) A stick

8. Mancuso is dressed as _______.
(a) A ballet dancer
(b) A tourist
(c) A pirate
(d) A tiger

9. When will Ignatius arrive back home?
(a) Midnight
(b) In two days
(c) Early evening
(d) Late afternoon

10. From whom has Ignatius had complaints?
(a) Local businesses
(b) The board of health
(c) The hot dog vendor association
(d) His family

11. What does Jones say Lana is trying to dress him up like?
(a) A plantation darkie
(b) A pimp
(c) A drug dealer
(d) A queer

12. How much money does Ignatius find in his bed?
(a) $100
(b) $30
(c) $60
(d) $40

13. What part of Myrna does Ignatius kiss vigorously?
(a) Her arm
(b) Her pigtail
(c) Her lips
(d) Her stomach

14. Whose new film do the women discuss?
(a) Greta Garbo
(b) Debbie Reynolds
(c) Howard Hughes
(d) Burt Lancaster

15. Where does Jones fear he will end up?
(a) Kenya
(b) Ghana
(c) England
(d) Angola

Short Answer Questions

1. Whose picture does Santa kiss?

2. Who knocks at the door?

3. What is the headline on the newspaper?

4. What does Ignatius want from Mancuso if he cannot have his book returned?

5. How much of Ignatius' money is missing?

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