2. What does Dorian say Ignatius looks like?
(a) A punk scholar
(b) A Hungarian Joan of Arc
(c) A Russian Tsar
(d) A Carribean pirate

3. Whose new film do the women discuss?
(a) Howard Hughes
(b) Burt Lancaster
(c) Debbie Reynolds
(d) Greta Garbo

4. Where does Ignatius consider hiding out?
(a) Mexico
(b) Brazil
(c) Florida
(d) Prytania

5. Where does Irene suggest Ignatius rests?
(a) Florida
(b) England
(c) Charity
(d) Home

6. What is the headline on the newspaper?
(a) Wild Incident on Bourbon Street
(b) Gay Bashing is the New Fascism
(c) Frankie Goes to Hollywood
(d) Love Thy Neighbor

7. What does Santa want to do with Ignatius?
(a) Send him back to university
(b) Send him to prison
(c) Send his to Czechoslovakia
(d) Put him into a mental hospital

8. Where does Gus threaten to ship his wife?
(a) Kenya
(b) Grimsby
(c) San Juan
(d) France

9. Who has offered to pay Ignatius' hospital bill?
(a) Clyde
(b) Lana
(c) Claude
(d) Myrna

10. Whose ineptitude does Ignatius criticize?
(a) The journalist's
(b) Jones'
(c) The photographer's
(d) Lana Lee's

11. To whom is Jones too frightened to talk?
(a) Lana
(b) Miss Trixie
(c) The police
(d) Ignatuis

12. Where does Ignatius want to release his natural impulses?
(a) In a park
(b) In his bedroom
(c) In Manhatten
(d) At a motel

13. What does the sign Ignatius has hung outside say?
(a) Do Not Knock on The Door
(b) Wipe Your Feet Before Passing
(c) Love Is Everywhere and So It should Be
(d) Peace to Men of Good Will

14. For how much is Abelman suing Levy Pants?
(a) $250,000
(b) $1,000,000
(c) $500,000
(d) $4,000

15. Who does Jones Jones say he is looking for?
(a) A boy in tight blue jeans
(b) A fat woman in a green hat
(c) A queer in a cashmere sweater
(d) Darlene