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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which two characters chained Timmy to the wall?
(a) Fred and Ginger
(b) Billy and Raoul
(c) Frankie and Johnny
(d) Davis and Jack

2. Who would Jones like to find?
(a) The comedian who stole his watch
(b) The old women with the grey eyes
(c) The freak in the green hat
(d) The blonde with the long legs

3. Where does Irene suggest Ignatius rests?
(a) England
(b) Charity
(c) Home
(d) Florida

4. With what does Ignatius threaten his mother?
(a) A hammer
(b) A scimitar
(c) A cutlass
(d) A stick

5. Who does Ignatius want to confound?
(a) His mother
(b) Myrna
(c) Claude
(d) CLyde

6. What does Clyde want Ignatius to wear?
(a) A British soldier outfit
(b) A clown costume
(c) A prisoners outfit
(d) A pirate outfit

7. How many times is Santa's mother arrested?
(a) Five times
(b) Four times
(c) Ten times
(d) Once

8. How much does the hospital want before they will discharge Ignatius?
(a) $20
(b) $100
(c) $10
(d) $40

9. Where does Ignatius consider hiding out?
(a) Mexico
(b) Prytania
(c) Florida
(d) Brazil

10. Which earlier character approaches Ignatius' hot dog stand?
(a) The cockatoo
(b) Clyde
(c) Dorian
(d) Darlene

11. What does Myrna ask Ignatius to describe?
(a) His new job
(b) His daily routine
(c) His sexual fantasies
(d) His bodily functions

12. Who does Ignatius fear will testify against him?
(a) Lana
(b) Darlene
(c) His mother
(d) Clyde

13. Whose music is being played on the phonograph?
(a) Judy Garland
(b) Kylie Minogue
(c) Frank Sinatra
(d) The Velvet Underground

14. What is Claude's surname?
(a) Rains
(b) Camus
(c) Salvidor
(d) Robichaux

15. From whom has Ignatius had complaints?
(a) His family
(b) The board of health
(c) Local businesses
(d) The hot dog vendor association

Short Answer Questions

1. What would Ignatius prefer to a psychiatric ward?

2. Where does Jones fear he will end up?

3. With what color does Dorian decorate his building?

4. Whose new film do the women discuss?

5. What name does Ignatius use to sign off in his journal?

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