to put down so monstrous a nuisance. Yet still,
bounded on the west by the great school of English
jurisprudence, and on the east by the great mart of
English trade, stood this labyrinth of squalid, tottering
houses, close packed, every one, from cellar to cockloft,
with outcasts whose life was one long war with society.
The best part of the population consisted of debtors
who were in fear of bailiffs. The rest were attorneys
struck off the roll, witnesses who carried straw in
their shoes as a sign to inform the public where a
false oath might be procured for half a crown, sharpers,
receivers of stolen goods, clippers of coin, forgers
of bank notes, and tawdry women, blooming with paint
and brandy, who, in their anger, made free use of
their nails and their scissors, yet whose anger was
less to be dreaded than their kindness. With
these wretches the narrow alleys of the sanctuary swarmed.
The rattling of dice, the call for more punch and
more wine, and the noise of blasphemy and ribald song
never ceased during the whole night. The benchers
of the Inner Temple could bear the scandal and the
annoyance no longer. They ordered the gate leading
into Whitefriars to be bricked up. The Alsatians
mustered in great force, attacked the workmen, killed
one of them, pulled down the wall, knocked down the
Sheriff who came to keep the peace, and carried off
his gold chain, which, no doubt, was soon in the melting
pot. The riot was not suppressed till a company
of the Foot Guards arrived. This outrage excited
general indignation. The City, indignant at the
outrage offered to the Sheriff, cried loudly for justice.
Yet, so difficult was it to execute any process in
the dens of Whitefriars, that near two years elapsed
before a single ringleader was apprehended.788
The Savoy was another place of the same kind, smaller
indeed, and less renowned, but inhabited by a not
less lawless population. An unfortunate tailor,
who ventured to go thither for the purpose of demanding
payment of a debt, was set upon by the whole mob of
cheats, ruffians and courtesans. He offered to
give a full discharge to his debtor and a treat to
the rabble, but in vain. He had violated their
franchises; and this crime was not to be pardoned.
He was knocked down, stripped, tarred, feathered.
A rope was tied round his waist. He was dragged
naked up and down the streets amidst yells of “A
bailiff! A bailiff!” Finally he was compelled
to kneel down and to curse his father and mother.
Having performed this ceremony he was permitted,—and
the permission was blamed by many of the Savoyards,—to
limp home without a rag upon him.789 The Bog of Allen,
the passes of the Grampians, were not more unsafe
than this small knot of lanes, surrounded by the mansions
of the greatest nobles of a flourishing and enlightened
kingdom.