he taks it all i’ gooid part, an’ they’ve sent all sooarts o’ presents to him.  One day last week they sent him a creddle, an’ Mary wor soa mad wol shoo gate th’ blocker an’ wor baan to chop it into chips, and wol shoo wor stormin on, a little lad coom to th’ door an’ sed, ‘please aw’ve browt a pair o’ specteckels for old Duke to rock th’ creddle in.’  An’ shoo catched him a drive at side o’th’ heead, wol his een fair blazed, an th’ specteckels flew into th’ middle o’th’ rooad.”

“Well, but it wor hardly reight on her to claat th’ lad, coss he knew nowt abaat it.”

“Why tha sees shoo didn’t just think abaat it, but shoo made it all reight at after an gave him a butter cake, an’ old Duke sam’d up th’ specs, an’ after saigin th’ heead off, he turned th’ creddle into a manger for his donkey.”

“Well, tha caps me!  But has ta heeard abaat that barrel o’ ale runnin away throo old Nipsomes tother wick?”

“Noa, ha wor that?  Aw hardly thowt he’d ony ale ’at had strength to run away.”

“O but he has, for th’ last gill awe gate fit three on us, an’ we left some then.  But it wor sellable stuff, awve had war:—­net mich.  But awl tell thi abaat this barrel.  Th’ brewery cart wor liverin some, an’ tha knows their ale-cellar door is just at th’ top o’th’ old hill, an th’ cartdriver let a barrel slip, an’ away it roll’d daan th’ hill slap agean th’ gas lamp, an’ it braik th’ pooast i’ two, an off it went till it coom to th’ wall at th’ bottom, when th’ barrel end brast aat an’ all th’ ale wor wasted.  Soa tha sees ther must ha been some strength in it if it could braik a iron lamp pooast; an’ it wor nobbut common ale.”

“Well th’ loss wodn’t be soa varry mich after all, they’ll get ovver it.  But has ta heeard they’re gooin to turn Bill Summerscales’ tripe shop into a limited liability company?”

“Nay, it’s niver true, is it?”

“Its true enuff, for aw’ve been tell’d all abaat it bi a chap ’ats had it throo Bill hissen, but its a saycret tha knows, soa tha munnot tell onybody; but what does ta think on it?”

“Well aw hardly know what to think, but it seems to me ’at ther’ll be noa limit to th’ limited’s in a bit.  But what’s th’ shares to be, has ta heeard?”

“Ho e’ea!  Ther’s to be two hundred shares at a shillin a piece; nineteen twentieths he’s baan to keep for hissen, an’ his relations are to have th’ furst chonce o’th’ other, so as it’ll be as mich a family affair as possible.  Does ta see, that’s done soa as if ivery thing doesn’t work as it should, or ther should be ony fallin off i’th’ quality o’th’ tripe, they’ll keep it quiet for ther own sakes.”

“Well, aw cannot see what iver he’s turnin it into a company consarn for?”

“Does ta see, he’s rayther fast for that stuff fowk buys pigs wi, an’ he’s niver been able to pay for yon shuts painting yet, an’ tha sees if theas shares are all taen up, it’ll put him into a bit o’ ready brass; an’ th’ dividend is to be declared once a year, an’ th’ shareholders can have ther choice whether they tak it aat i’ tripe or trotters; an if th’ first years’ profit doesn’t run to as mich as’ll be a meal a piece, it’ll be carried to a presarve fund, though what presarved tripe ’ll be like aw cant tell.”