COAST. [Laughing.] What’s the use? he’ll lose everything just as quick in Wall Street.
GEORGIANA. But I mean a good mine.
COAST. [Coming back to her.] Listen! I worked right in our mine with my father when I was only eight years old! That’s why I ain’t better educated—I worked for ten years there down in the dirt and muck!
GEORGIANA. [Interrupting.] And silver!
COAST. [Leaning on the back of the chair.] Yes, and silver. [Laughs.] Father’s out there working yet—don’t have to now, but he likes it; he ain’t comfortable on top of the earth—says there’s too much room. If father’d been a man like Mackay, I guess he’d been just as rich as him to-day.
GEORGIANA. And still you won’t help Steve?
COAST. T’ain’t business. [He puts back his chair and leans toward GEORGIANA, hand on table.] If helping him, mind you, would get you, I might take it on. [Humorously.] I’d pay even the price of Steve to buy you.
GEORGIANA. [Taking the false nose and putting it on.] Well, I’m not for sale. [Rises.] But I would like to dispose of Steven.
COAST. Go on, please take that blame thing off.
[Follows GEORGIANA across the room to the Left.
GEORGIANA. No, I like it! You must understand this about my brother. [Taking off the nose.] He is the dearest, best fellow in the world! kind-hearted and wouldn’t do a thing that wasn’t straightforward in business.
COAST. But you’ve got to be tricky if you want to succeed in our business. I don’t mind telling you right out between us, I’m tricky!
GEORGIANA. I’m sorry to hear it.
COAST. Louise was a pretty good liar when she was a kid. She ought to help her husband along a little.
GEORGIANA. That’s just it! if Steve had the right sort of wife,—but all Louise wants is social position and more money.
[She sits on the hobby horse, amusedly.]
COAST. If Louise was like you!
[GEORGIANA puts the nose on quickly and rocks.
GEORGIANA. Heaven forbid! The only trouble with Steve is he’s weak. He’d have been all right if he’d been a girl—or married to a president of Sorosis, or a daughter of the Present Revolution!
COAST. Miss Georgiana, take off that nose and let me ask you something.
GEORGIANA. Not at all, my dear Sammy. I know what it is you want to ask me! I’m much obliged and I won’t.
COAST. You won’t marry me!
GEORGIANA. No!
COAST. Why not?
GEORGIANA. Because I don’t love you.
COAST. Who do you love?
GEORGIANA. That’s not your business!
COAST. Do you love any one?
GEORGIANA. [After a moment’s hesitation, lies.] No!
COAST. [With insinuation.] Why don’t
you get Dick Coleman to help
Steven?


