the face will not alter its shape or its colour; and,
perhaps, of all wasted time; none is so foolishly
wasted as that which is employed in surveying one’s
own face. Nothing can be of little importance,
if one be compelled to attend to it every day of
our lives; if we shaved but once a year,
or once a month, the execution of the thing would be
hardly worth naming: but this is a piece of work
that must be done once every day; and, as it may cost
only about five minutes of time, and may be,
and frequently is, made to cost thirty, or
even fifty minutes; and, as only fifteen minutes
make about a fifty-eighth part of the hours of our
average day-light; this being the case, this is a matter
of real importance. I once heard SIR JOHN SINCLAIR
ask Mr. COCHRANE JOHNSTONE, whether he meaned to have
a son of his (then a little boy) taught Latin.
‘No,’ said Mr. JOHNSTONE, ’but I
mean to do something a great deal better for him.’
‘What is that?’ said Sir John. ‘Why,’
said the other, ‘teach him to shave with
cold water and without a glass.’ Which,
I dare say, he did; and for which benefit I am sure
that son has had good reason to be grateful.
Only think of the inconvenience attending the common
practice! There must be hot water; to have
this there must be a fire, and, in some cases,
a fire for that purpose alone; to have these, there
must be a servant, or you must light a fire
yourself. For the want of these, the job is put
off until a later hour: this causes a stripping
and another dressing bout; or, you go in a slovenly
state all that day, and the next day the thing must
be done, or cleanliness must be abandoned altogether.
If you be on a journey you must wait the pleasure
of the servants at the inn before you can dress and
set out in the morning; the pleasant time for travelling
is gone before you can move from the spot; instead
of being at the end of your day’s journey in
good time, you are benighted, and have to endure all
the great inconveniences attendant on tardy movements.
And, all this, from the apparently insignificant affair
of shaving! How many a piece of important business
has failed from a short delay! And how many thousand
of such delays daily proceed from this unworthy cause!
‘Toujours pret’ was the motto of
a famous French general; and pray let it be yours:
be ‘always ready;’ and never, during
your whole life, have to say, ’I cannot go
till I be shaved and dressed.’ Do the
whole at once for the day, whatever may be your state
of life; and then you have a day unbroken by those
indispensable performances. Begin thus, in the
days of your youth, and, having felt the superiority
which this practice will give you over those in all
other respects your equals, the practice will stick
by you to the end of your life. Till you be shaved
and dressed for the day, you cannot set steadily about
any business; you know that you must presently quit
your labour to return to the dressing affair; you,
therefore, put it off until that be over; the interval,
the precious interval, is spent in lounging about;
and, by the time that you are ready for business,
the best part of the day is gone.


