Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 18, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 36 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 18, 1892.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 18, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 36 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 18, 1892.

Thursday, June 9.—­The great strength of the Liberal Party lies in its illimitable resources of Leadership.  When in ordinary times Mr. G. is away, there is either the SQUIRE OF MALWOOD or JOHN MORLEY to take his place.  Now, in these last days of dying Parliament, the Squire follows Mr. G.’s leadership even to extent of stopping away from House.  JOHN MORLEY been here for short while to-night, but as soon as he saw House comfortably in Committee he, too, departed.  Seemed as if Opposition, thus deserted, would stagger blindly on till it fell in some ditch.  At critical moment BOBBY SPENCER quietly appeared on scene; naturally and irresistibly dropped into seat of Mr. G. on otherwise almost empty front Bench.  No sounding of drums or braying of trumpets.  BOBBY quietly walks up, brushing past ATHERLY JONES standing at the Bar, and takes his proper place.

[Illustration:  “Question!  Question!”]

Effect upon House instant and soothing.  Prince ARTHUR looks up relieved.  No one more interested in presence of strong hand on the rein of Opposition than the Leader of the House.  Business immediately settles down to even and rapid pace.  It is generally understood that BOBBY is desirous that the Government shall have every assistance given them in disposing of the remaining business.  ALPHEUS CLEOPHAS shows himself a little restive.  Here is a great opportunity fleeting past; vote after vote put from Chair agreed to almost as rapidly as it can be recited.  After half-a-dozen have been galloped through, ALPHEUS CLEOPHAS moves uneasily in his seat.  Anxiously watches the youthful figure seated on front Bench.  Bang goes another Million.  ALPHEUS CLEOPHAS can sit it no longer; jumps up and wants to know something.  BOBBY, half-turning, regards him with grave eyes.  Speaks no word, but ALPHEUS CLEOPHAS knows what is passing through his mind; his fluent speech falters; presently he sits down, shrivelled up, as it were, under the reproachful glance of the new Leader.  Thus the hours pass, and the votes too, till by midnight all the money is voted for the Navy, and whole blocks of Civil Service Estimates have been passed.

[Illustration:  Poltalloch.]

Business done.—­Supply voted with both hands.

Friday.—­Army Estimates on in Committee of Supply.  Gather from general conversation that things are awful.  FRASER, V.C., says they are going to the dogs.  WALTER BARTTELOT “going,” as he sometimes asks permission to do, “one step farther,” says they’ve gone.  STANHOPE evidently expecting an assault on his Department, brought in with him a stout stick.  “When JULIUS ’ANNIBAL PICTON got up just now, and gave a brief resume of the operations in which his great ancestor defeated FLAMINIUS and SERVILIUS at the Lake of Thrasymenus; pretty to see how STANHOPE almost involuntarily made a pass at him with the stick.

“Question!  Question!” cried STUART WORTLEY, from behind the SPEAKER’s chair.

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