Chambers's Edinburgh Journal, No. 420 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 75 pages of information about Chambers's Edinburgh Journal, No. 420.

Chambers's Edinburgh Journal, No. 420 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 75 pages of information about Chambers's Edinburgh Journal, No. 420.

My competitor, Swan, is a bird of golden plumage, who has been swimming for the last four years in the auditor’s pond at 5000 dollars a year.  I am for rotation.  I want to rotate him out, and to rotate myself in.  There’s a plenty of room for him to swim outside of that pond; therefore pop in your votes for me—­I’ll pop him out, and pop myself in.

I am for a division of labour.  Swan says he has to work all the time, with his nose down upon the public grindstone.  Four years must have ground it to a pint.  Poor fellow! the public ought not to insist on having the handle of his mug ground clean off.  I have a large, full-grown, and well-blown nose, red as a beet, and tough as sole-leather.  I rush to the post of duty; I offer it up as a sacrifice; I clap it on the grindstone.  Fellow-citizens, grind till I holler enuff—­that’ll be sometime first, for I’ll hang like grim death to a dead African.

Time’s most out.  Well, I like to forgot to tell you my name.  It’s Daniel; for short, Dan.  Not a handsome name, for my parents were poor people, who lived where the quality appropriated all the nice names; therefore they had to take what was left and divide around among us—­but it’s as handsome as I am—­D.  Russell.  Remember, all and every one of you, that it’s not Swan.

I am sure to be elected; so, one and all, great and small, short and tall, when you come down to Jackson after the election, stop at the auditor’s office—­the latch-string always hangs out; enter without knocking, take off your things, and make yourself at home.

A NEGRO’S ACCOUNT OF LIBERIA.

All of you that feel like it, my friends, come on home—­the bush is cleared away—­you can hear no one say there is nothing to eat here.  Why, one man, Gabriel Moore, brought better than 200 cattle from the interior this year—­another 100—­some 60, some 50, &c.  There are no hogs there, they say—­no turkeys—­why, I saw 50 or 60 in the street at Millsburg the other day.  No horses:  I have got four in my stable now; I have a mare and two colts, and I have a horse that I have been offered 100 dollars for here; if you had him he would bring 500.  If you don’t believe it, let some gentleman send me a buggy or a single gig—­you shall see how myself and wife will take pleasure, going from town to town—­throw the harness in too—­any gentleman that feels like it—­white or coloured—­and I will try to send him a boa constrictor to take his comfort; I know how to take the gentleman without any danger.  My oxen I was working them yesterday; and as for goats and sheep, we have a plenty.  We have a plenty to eat, every man that will half work.  I give you this; you are all writing to me to tell you about Liberia, what we eat, and all the news—­I mean my coloured friends.  Yours truly, ZION HARRIS.

LARD-CANDLES.

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