MEM.  IN COLOURS.

  Man’s life is in two colours, simply told: 
  Green while you’re young, and grey when you are old.

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DOMESTIC COOKERY.—­(For a future New Edition of “Mrs. Glasse-with-care")—­It will contain suggestions for new dishes, to be arranged according to grammatical divisions of gender and number, as “case” already exists.  A specimen of the first will be Une Femme-lette, a female companion dish to Un ’Ommelet.  Another example proposed is La Petite Marmite and Le Petit Pa’mite, two dishes most suitable for a very small family party; say of dwarf Troglodytes.  “Number” of dishes must always be “a party question;” though at the same time politics will be rigidly excluded from the new publication.